Active Users:1114 Time:30/03/2026 11:11:54 PM
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

Reply to message
In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1347 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 470 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 457 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 741 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 486 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 474 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 807 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 804 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 471 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 466 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 900 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 724 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 716 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 728 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 800 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 780 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 506 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 846 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 819 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 809 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 914 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 783 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 446 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 505 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 1009 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 957 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 736 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 481 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 446 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 773 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 499 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 424 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 794 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 467 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 448 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 769 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 851 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 801 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 785 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 455 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 441 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 462 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 483 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 739 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 723 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 758 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 786 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 441 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 797 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 465 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 441 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 801 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 808 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 742 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 448 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 750 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 394 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 674 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 739 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 945 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 678 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 802 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 721 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 838 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 820 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 390 Views
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules

Reply to Message

Block Quote Paragraph Quote
Formatting
Smiley Codes