I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works.
random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM
You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.
In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career?
05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM
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Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM*
05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM
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What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM*
05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM
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seriously, what's going on ? *NM*
07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM
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Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment.
07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM
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To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM*
07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM
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Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM*
05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM
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I sell, plant, and transplant big trees.
05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM
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Ahem
05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM
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Where is this garden?
05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM
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near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM*
06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM
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So you two know each other, right?
07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM
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Re: So you two know each other, right?
08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM
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She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction.
08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM
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Word.
08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM
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Animal.
09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM
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It's definitely not Luton.
09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM
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I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please
05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM
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How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM*
05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM
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0? *NM*
05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM
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that sounds cheaper and less mess
06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM
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I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM*
06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM
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Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM*
06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM
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Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning
06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM
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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works.
07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM
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Like giant sequoias? *NM*
05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM
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Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM*
05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM
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I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM*
05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM
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I am an engineering contractor at NASA
05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM
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Investigator for the office of the public defender.
05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM
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SJW *NM*
06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM
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I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM*
07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM
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Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM*
06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM
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Software Programmer at a startup company
06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM
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Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM*
09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM
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I can help with that
10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM
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My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse.
11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM
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It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house.
11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM
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I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that.
11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM
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If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right.
12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM
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Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center
07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM
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