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Look, people. Pineapple on pizza is a very simple affair. Ghavrel Send a noteboard - 26/10/2017 04:37:42 AM

(I am shamelessly stealing this from elsewhere.)

"When raw, it is a terrible detriment to everything that is pizza. It is unassailably hard, its sweet pungency an affront to whatever topping it is positioned aside. It is quite frankly, awful. The people who despise it are right in their cries against the pineapple menace.

But when appropriately browned and cooked, it is a thing of beauty. The fruity sweetness mellows into a gentle tang, the hardened flesh veritably melting in your mouth, gently caramelized with all the hints of whatever was cooked beside it. Paired with ham, it is a thing of glory. Ham notwithstanding, even beef is raised a bar above by its tropical embrace. Vegeterian replacements or imitations are similarly improved - it is the browned excellence upon which a pizza goes from being a pedestrian item of mere engorgement to an erudite's pleasure.

There are two types of people in this debate - those who have experienced pineapple on pizza done poorly, and those who have experienced it done correctly. You are no less a person for being unenlightened, but I and the others only pity the fact that your revelation has yet to happen."

"We feel safe when we read what we recognise, what does not challenge our way of thinking.... a steady acceptance of pre-arranged patterns leads to the inability to question what we are told."
~Camilla

Ghavrel is Ghavrel is Ghavrel

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I think Simon still shows up once in a while. damookster - 25/10/2017 07:27:32 PM 540 Views
That I do. On the Pizza stuff, I'll leave to your and all the others expert opinions. *NM* Simon - 30/10/2017 03:03:24 PM 928 Views
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Am I faux? The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:33:38 PM 575 Views
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Thank goodness for that. *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 08:20:37 PM 343 Views
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♫ Forget your perfect offering / There is a crack in everything / That's how the light gets in ♫ Roland00 - 26/10/2017 09:01:50 PM 637 Views
I went there for SCUBA aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 09:49:11 PM 556 Views
I agree. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination in the eyes of God and men*. Tom - 25/10/2017 06:21:03 PM 518 Views
I have yet to try it. One day I will. Maybe. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:28:09 PM 630 Views
New York has some great pizza Tom - 25/10/2017 08:23:24 PM 670 Views
Honestly I can't remember. I didn't eat pizza often while in Illinois. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 09:41:23 PM 589 Views
Pineapple on pizza is icky if the pizza is hot, it is passable if the pizza is cold Roland00 - 26/10/2017 01:33:07 AM 502 Views
I do not like pineapple on Pizza. However... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:27:15 PM 619 Views
Fie upon thee damookster - 25/10/2017 07:29:35 PM 552 Views
If it takes age to confer legitimacy... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:31:52 PM 687 Views
yes. I am 2 legit 2 quit. *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 07:34:21 PM 319 Views
Meaty. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:30:02 PM 653 Views
Come to Connecticut damookster - 25/10/2017 07:31:23 PM 627 Views
You also have a Krispy Kreme. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:37:41 PM 543 Views
I'm not surprised damookster - 25/10/2017 07:41:58 PM 674 Views
So do you consider dessert pizzas "pizza"? *NM* Tom - 25/10/2017 08:24:21 PM 420 Views
What about none pizza with left beef? aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 10:08:28 PM 573 Views
Wait you do not like black olives on your pizza? Roland00 - 26/10/2017 01:31:52 AM 562 Views
No, no. He doesnt like olives with his gay marraige. On pizza its fine. Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:43:45 AM 669 Views
He is not the fan of the olive garden? Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:21:11 AM 557 Views
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Maybe the menu will be better if it includes at least one dish that has a single olive in it *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 07:43:02 PM 309 Views
I dislike the taste of black olives. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:29:24 PM 544 Views
I always say no Floffe - 26/10/2017 03:24:23 AM 550 Views
On pizza? Or in some strange Swedish dish? *NM* Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:42:35 AM 374 Views
Both Floffe - 26/10/2017 11:57:09 AM 521 Views
Hmmm. When I finally get to Sweden, The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:33:46 PM 654 Views
That combination sounds awful. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:30:42 PM 528 Views
It is *NM* Floffe - 26/10/2017 07:48:33 PM 339 Views
Look, people. Pineapple on pizza is a very simple affair. Ghavrel - 26/10/2017 04:37:42 AM 599 Views
Wait a minute, you're telling me people put it on pizza only after the pizza is cooked? Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:41:28 AM 572 Views
Honestly I think pineapple will make more sense as a fajita addition instead of pizza add on Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:25:01 AM 740 Views
Its your fault, your talk about bacon and other pig products caused me to make a new survey *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:58:53 AM 291 Views
There is a third kind of person The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:34:33 PM 523 Views
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