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I heard chickens grow their gall bladder because they hate being cooped up AgentApple Send a noteboard - 21/03/2018 08:12:39 AM

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I think most of the dysfunction in larger offices can be chalked up to that. I hate my job, so I'm happy to clog the drain because I don't hate my job enough to want to get fired, but I still want to get back at them, so I do so in little, obnoxious ways.

It's sort of like, say, when you know you're going to quit so you go into the men's room and piss all around the stall, everywhere but in the toilet, making sure to soak the toilet paper roll thoroughly. Not that I'm saying anyone would ever do that. Just...hypothetically.


I guess the chickens can't even be passive aggressive about it.

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That is why I just steal somone elses lunhc and then throw the dishses away *NM* random thoughts - 12/03/2018 05:28:11 PM 335 Views
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I see your Monty Python and raise you a Communism joke. damookster - 12/03/2018 07:08:23 PM 581 Views
*NM* Roland00 - 12/03/2018 07:38:44 PM 270 Views
Well, but Sareitha Sedai - 12/03/2018 08:14:08 PM 673 Views
Yes. damookster - 12/03/2018 08:26:41 PM 653 Views
Oh brother. Sareitha Sedai - 12/03/2018 08:42:17 PM 670 Views
Same at my work place Dakaling - 13/03/2018 03:50:58 AM 663 Views
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they are provided damookster - 13/03/2018 01:42:00 PM 637 Views
Jesus. As if the preceding wasn’t bad enough. damookster - 14/03/2018 06:08:43 AM 651 Views
I see your settling into the grumpy old man role very nicely *NM* random thoughts - 14/03/2018 12:56:36 PM 303 Views
Did that years ago damookster - 14/03/2018 12:59:37 PM 563 Views
Im going to steal that for when my wife calls me a dirty old man *NM* random thoughts - 15/03/2018 01:41:57 PM 311 Views
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I'll go along with that. *NM* damookster - 14/03/2018 01:42:43 PM 288 Views
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Repercussions. I'm in. damookster - 15/03/2018 11:26:13 PM 609 Views
Hehe, good choice of "verb" let mookie ream him for as long as mookie wants. Roland00 - 16/03/2018 05:13:43 AM 641 Views
*NM* damookster - 16/03/2018 02:33:56 PM 275 Views
Just a reminder you started this rant talking about and I quote "[...] entitled assholes " Roland00 - 16/03/2018 04:13:12 PM 501 Views
I'm Italian... damookster - 16/03/2018 05:29:28 PM 528 Views
Who's That Knocking at My Door? Roland00 - 16/03/2018 09:48:55 PM 727 Views
are you insulting me? damookster - 17/03/2018 01:07:41 AM 573 Views
The Tao of Mookie *NM* Roland00 - 17/03/2018 03:18:03 AM 309 Views
Probably passive-aggressive behavior by people who hate their jobs. Tom - 16/03/2018 03:00:22 PM 632 Views
Could be part of it damookster - 16/03/2018 05:45:04 PM 518 Views
I heard chickens grow their gall bladder because they hate being cooped up AgentApple - 21/03/2018 08:12:39 AM 568 Views
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