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Why? damookster Send a noteboard - 16/07/2018 08:32:55 PM

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So I ask of you why does Ranch Dressing exist? I can not think of any food it enhances.

Because as Einstein said, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Ranch dressing: proof of an Einstein hypothesis.

Mook

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Screw politics. Let's get back to something far more important: Pizza! EDIT to add link damookster - 16/07/2018 02:55:01 PM 1028 Views
Aside from aesthetic considerations Tom - 16/07/2018 04:05:38 PM 687 Views
Not a dressing guy aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 04:19:22 PM 634 Views
you are confusing me with others damookster - 16/07/2018 05:00:49 PM 665 Views
It IS the water. Literatedog agrees. The Shrike - 17/07/2018 01:02:39 PM 670 Views
Something something ... I live for Drama Roland00 - 17/07/2018 05:56:51 PM 681 Views
Odd...I always thought it was the rats. *NM* Tom - 17/07/2018 09:12:00 PM 326 Views
I love Hawaiian pizza. I have friends who do ranch on pizza. They are gross. *NM* TyrReborn - 16/07/2018 05:32:49 PM 317 Views
Yes. They are. damookster - 16/07/2018 06:05:55 PM 635 Views
Don't think I've ever seen that around here. Legolas - 16/07/2018 06:58:22 PM 641 Views
Them's fightin' words. jh - 05/08/2018 08:27:48 PM 730 Views
I had wonderful bar food this week Roland00 - 16/07/2018 08:26:45 PM 624 Views
Why? damookster - 16/07/2018 08:32:55 PM 632 Views
Well aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 09:17:48 PM 658 Views
To my understanding she does not like "grass" Roland00 - 16/07/2018 09:54:19 PM 619 Views
The Ranch is in Hidden Valley to keep it safe from you all! *NM* aerocontrols - 16/07/2018 09:18:29 PM 277 Views
So Pizza.... Jeordam - 16/07/2018 11:53:07 PM 658 Views
Libertarian you're not, nope you are a capitalist swine *NM* Roland00 - 17/07/2018 01:01:09 AM 298 Views
Roland is absolutely correct. damookster - 17/07/2018 01:15:21 AM 656 Views
Pineapple is great on pizza, and ranch dressing is good on just about everything. *NM* Dunstan - 17/07/2018 08:25:16 AM 313 Views
I neither support nor decry pineapple on pizza. Or ranch on pizza. The Shrike - 17/07/2018 01:02:16 PM 669 Views
Should someones health insurance premiums go up if they use Ranch Dressing? Roland00 - 17/07/2018 05:58:14 PM 617 Views
Ah, sounds gross. Don't let it near me *NM* AgentApple - 17/07/2018 02:31:03 PM 317 Views
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