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we also make lots of different hand lotions damookster Send a noteboard - 05/11/2019 02:04:45 AM

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Vaseline has that weird chemically smell.

One of my friends in High School said his mother always warned him that there were parties where the kids got out Crisco, and it was Satan's work (he was Southern Baptist, or rather, his family was).


After all, the typical Pornhub viewer’s sex partner is his hand. Which is also Satan’s work.

Mook

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Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
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we also make lots of different hand lotions - 05/11/2019 02:04:45 AM 223 Views
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