Here's one you can probably recycle for 2020:
Did you hear about Bush's new stance on Rowe v Wade?
Turns out he really doesn't care how you get out of New Orleans.
My dog was a hurricane refugee, chased out of Alabama because the shelters here wanted to make room for Katrina dogs whose owners might be looking for them, I picked him up in a shelter in Atlanta, then moved him back home.
He's still going, though. Not strong, but still going. Getting soooo old.