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No, no, no Roland00 Send a noteboard - 31/08/2023 11:09:33 PM

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Jesus turned water to wine, dude. God's a party animal.

Just really really not into butt stuff.


Jesus did not want to turn water into wine, John is quite clear about this.

Jesus mom said hun we need more wine and she will not take no for an answer. This sets up the 7 miracles of John, which set a timer on Jesus life before the end of it all. Jesus was trying to delay but mom wanted to have a nice wedding.

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