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All flash, no bang. Bookwyrm Send a noteboard - 30/06/2011 01:40:04 AM
I totally agree with your assessment of the movie. Here were some of my gripes with the movie ...

1. Carly was useless! And she wasn't even that hot; far less hot than Megan Fox that's for sure. I half-expected those blimp lips of hers to be a Decepticon in disguise, ready to explode. There were some really awkwardly slow scenes with her in it that just annoyed the hell out of me. (the one where she stares off into the distance x2)

Carly was supposed to be a mechanic in the old Transformers stories. I guess Fox took that from her in the first 2 movies.

2. Shockwave was underutilized and wasted as a mere soldier. "Main villain" my soft fleshy ass! We only saw him in Ukraine with that techno-Shai-Hulud monstrosity and all he says is "Optimus" or "Prime" or both, I forget and then at the final fight scenes. When I first saw him in the promotionals, I thought he would have a bigger role. In Transformers lore, he was supposed to rival Megatron in power and ambition, except far more logical and brutally efficient. Speaking of which, Megatron should have died in Africa (which btw was a horrible scene in and of itself). It would have been awesome if Shockwave deposed the ailing Megatron and took command.

I liked that Bay did not hold back in showing humans dying. When those civvies were vaporized I was like "Oh shit! About time they show the robots mean business."

I loved "Wash" as Dutch, he was awesome. Along with Malkovitch as the anal-retentive boss. In the job scenes, I was like, why is the movie "Horrible Bosses" doing in Transformers? haha

Ken Jeong was hilarious as the Wang. HIGH-LARIOUS!

Oh, and it was nice seeing Dempsey as a villain in an action film.
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I rate this as possibly the worst example of a hollywood movie of all time. - 30/06/2011 12:35:02 AM 644 Views
Re: I rate this as possibly the worst example of a hollywood movie of all time. - 30/06/2011 10:28:16 AM 728 Views
I've heard a couple people gushing about it like that - 01/07/2011 01:13:15 AM 624 Views
In America maybe! - 01/07/2011 02:34:44 PM 582 Views
Re: I've heard a couple people gushing about it like that - 02/07/2011 12:13:02 AM 611 Views
it's really easy to make things explode... - 03/07/2011 01:16:13 AM 580 Views
All flash, no bang. - 30/06/2011 01:40:04 AM 709 Views
Re: All flash, no bang. - 30/06/2011 10:23:08 AM 687 Views
good to know it's exactly what I was expecting - 30/06/2011 04:48:30 AM 595 Views
Really? You liked the last 50 minutes? - 30/06/2011 07:25:32 AM 703 Views
It was the only redeeming thing about the film - 30/06/2011 10:16:23 AM 630 Views
HEART! *punches Bay in the balls and runs off* *NM* - 30/06/2011 08:07:45 PM 319 Views
I found the second one utterly atrocious. - 30/06/2011 08:41:13 PM 602 Views
I very much enjoyed it - 01/07/2011 09:30:43 AM 578 Views
So, Uhhh...a question... (spoilers) - 01/07/2011 11:09:33 PM 641 Views
Hmm - 01/07/2011 11:56:32 PM 676 Views
But it never showed any of them getting captured is my point. - 02/07/2011 01:56:26 AM 661 Views
So does that mean the scene was the Bee's Knees? Sorry. Had to. *NM* - 02/07/2011 05:16:16 PM 288 Views
The whole movie was like that. - 02/07/2011 05:37:19 PM 706 Views
TF3 is why I have no faith in the movie opinions of my younger friends. - 05/07/2011 05:06:45 PM 568 Views
I know a lot of younger people who love the Star Wars prequels too - 05/07/2011 05:33:46 PM 586 Views
I don't know... Did you also enjoy the Ewoks from the first trilogy? - 05/07/2011 10:54:06 PM 558 Views
Yes of course! - 05/07/2011 11:30:54 PM 574 Views
Do you remember the beginning of Toy Story 3? - 08/07/2011 04:12:56 AM 602 Views
hehehe *NM* - 08/07/2011 09:50:13 AM 312 Views

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