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Nonsense... Sidious Send a noteboard - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM
Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to <strike>kill me</strike> protect me and help me pursue my endeavours. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?

Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : <strike>I miss you,</strike> Bran. Who?

Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. <strike>I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever.</strike> This might have psychological repercussions on most people, but thankfully being captured once every three months due has accustomed me to the feeling. And my complete devotion to the White Tower is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. Stay back, yon Rescuers!! I'm just glad this time I got captured by incompetent idiots who treat me with the respect afforded to human beings and allow me near complete freedom to do as I wish and pursue my agendas, unlike the time I was caught by some random nameless insignificant bandits in Cairhien.

Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.


I think I'm just interpreting this one differently than you are, but I completely agree with Egwene being keen to learn from fools.

Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : <strike>I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!</strike> How dare you use the Oath Rod to force Darkfriends into revealing themselves and swearing to obey you! The only acceptable use of the Oath Rod to obey people is when they swear allegiance to me! Stop doing it immediately. Hopefully, someone far more competent than I am will have spent their life hunting down the Black Ajah and will allow me to take credit for it, because I am a worthy Inspector Lestrade to Verin's Sherlock Holmes.

Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you. I cannot allow you to hinder me in winning Tarmon Gai'don, the obvious priority for everyone right now.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here and serve me. The Shadow and the Seanchan are completely secondary to my need to rule all Aes Sedai, which is why nobody is to do anything about that until we're all clear that I am in command. <strike>We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.</strike>


I... meh... I've run out of steam with this stuff. I used to defend Egwene most ardently. On the other hand, I rushed a base with dark templar today and won a 3v3 single-handedly. Lots of bonus points.
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM 3102 Views
loled at every one *NM* car'a'aman - 05/09/2010 05:35:03 PM 795 Views
Good for some sunday night relief I hope *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:51:10 PM 738 Views
Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM 956 Views
True Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM 1410 Views
But you've already read my post *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM 823 Views
I only used one eye *NM* Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:52:19 AM 710 Views
Still counts *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 03:06:44 PM 733 Views
*NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:02:44 AM 701 Views
You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM* Lordling - 05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM 792 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM 1486 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM 1406 Views
Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM 1257 Views
Well, someone has to stand up for Rand, yes? Lordling - 06/09/2010 07:10:36 PM 1281 Views
Corrected for the sake of accuracy . Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM 1473 Views
Nonsense... Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM 1283 Views
Gotta love Dark Templar Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM 1397 Views
That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM 808 Views
Poking whom? Phelix - 06/09/2010 01:20:32 AM 1339 Views
Egwene. I thought that was implied *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:03:25 AM 719 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:37:38 PM 724 Views
nice *NM* Deadsy - 05/09/2010 08:12:31 PM 679 Views
*drumroll* *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:54 PM 761 Views
That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's. Lord Haart - 05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM 1452 Views
its a joke, shhhh *NM* Yunalesca - 05/09/2010 10:36:28 PM 920 Views
No, it's clever and tongue-in-cheek. *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:04:26 PM 738 Views
Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM 847 Views
OMG Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM 1405 Views
I know, appalling, right? Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM 1327 Views
Re: I know, appalling, right? Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM 1341 Views
He doesn't think so, why should we? Lohikaarme - 09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM 1227 Views
Because he can't lose Sidious - 09/09/2010 05:21:50 PM 1252 Views
I think Rand has far better odds of dying than Egwene. Fanatic-Templar - 09/09/2010 05:56:07 PM 1307 Views
very nicely done newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:06:24 PM 1252 Views
Re: very nicely done BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:28:29 AM 1283 Views
Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:49:20 AM 1212 Views
Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Cannoli - 06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM 1709 Views
the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM 706 Views
I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM 818 Views
I'm trying to resist the urge to make a Bush joke. *NM* Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:21:15 AM 732 Views
Why resist ... he WAS a joke! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:31:06 PM 755 Views
BWAHAHAHAHA ... thanks to our last president you are right! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:30:00 PM 712 Views
Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM 1427 Views
indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM 1430 Views
seriously. LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 05:12:08 PM 1360 Views
If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Cannoli - 06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM 1516 Views
Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM 1245 Views
Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her. Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM 1327 Views
Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while BlackAdder - 09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM 1284 Views
An idiot would understand the implications Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM 1252 Views
and it's not just Egwene! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM 1172 Views
Cannoli's just got huge blinders... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM 1399 Views
I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM* Deadsy - 11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM 731 Views
What kind of pussies are you that I pose such a threat? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:15:12 AM 1293 Views
You forgot one very important point NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM 1327 Views
As to that... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM 1101 Views
after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM* NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM 718 Views
Remember the old times? fionwe1987 - 12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM 1300 Views
I think we could use BlackAdder - 12/09/2010 10:40:47 AM 1271 Views
ugh ... please don't ask for that! darius_sedai - 12/09/2010 02:25:32 PM 1233 Views
Huh. Now that I think of it... Fanatic-Templar - 14/09/2010 06:51:59 AM 1208 Views
all of you are most correct! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 07:53:44 PM 1218 Views
When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM 1493 Views
A few days back... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM 1321 Views
Yes, those are completely different scenarios. Cannoli - 14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM 1825 Views
Misinterpretations... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM 1221 Views
How can you claim Verin merely "helped" Egwene? Cannoli - 15/09/2010 06:35:47 AM 1797 Views
Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM* Deadsy - 15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM 700 Views
I'm not even going to bother with that anymore. *NM* fionwe1987 - 15/09/2010 05:55:08 PM 691 Views
Re: Cannoli's just got huge blinders... orius - 17/09/2010 06:42:39 AM 1495 Views
Read his replies in this thread... fionwe1987 - 17/09/2010 06:48:20 AM 1300 Views
So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM 1331 Views
Double Post. See below. *NM* fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM 726 Views
How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM 1244 Views
Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM 1348 Views
I give up. fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM 1375 Views
No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM* Cannoli - 15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM 689 Views
lol *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:46:23 PM 671 Views
So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate... lord-of-shadow - 08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM 1378 Views
I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM* Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM 836 Views
I laughed very hard at this part: Gher - 09/09/2010 07:48:34 PM 1214 Views
Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line RugbyPlayingAshaman - 07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM 1301 Views
Look at it these ways newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM 1385 Views
People are taking this way too seriously. Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:33:28 AM 1309 Views
no argument there! *NM* newyorkersedai - 09/09/2010 05:08:25 AM 483 Views
Re: Look at it these ways Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:26:37 AM 1223 Views
It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality RugbyPlayingAshaman - 09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM 1163 Views
pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM* newyorkersedai - 10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM 729 Views
Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM* RugbyPlayingAshaman - 10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM 798 Views
This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM* Dan - 08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM 834 Views
I really hate self-fulfilling prophecy. *NM* Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:34:45 AM 799 Views
Hee. <3 *NM* Dan - 09/09/2010 10:14:55 PM 737 Views
Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM 1124 Views
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