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Nonsense... Sidious Send a noteboard - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM
Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to <strike>kill me</strike> protect me and help me pursue my endeavours. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?

Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : <strike>I miss you,</strike> Bran. Who?

Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. <strike>I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever.</strike> This might have psychological repercussions on most people, but thankfully being captured once every three months due has accustomed me to the feeling. And my complete devotion to the White Tower is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. Stay back, yon Rescuers!! I'm just glad this time I got captured by incompetent idiots who treat me with the respect afforded to human beings and allow me near complete freedom to do as I wish and pursue my agendas, unlike the time I was caught by some random nameless insignificant bandits in Cairhien.

Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.


I think I'm just interpreting this one differently than you are, but I completely agree with Egwene being keen to learn from fools.

Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : <strike>I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!</strike> How dare you use the Oath Rod to force Darkfriends into revealing themselves and swearing to obey you! The only acceptable use of the Oath Rod to obey people is when they swear allegiance to me! Stop doing it immediately. Hopefully, someone far more competent than I am will have spent their life hunting down the Black Ajah and will allow me to take credit for it, because I am a worthy Inspector Lestrade to Verin's Sherlock Holmes.

Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you. I cannot allow you to hinder me in winning Tarmon Gai'don, the obvious priority for everyone right now.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here and serve me. The Shadow and the Seanchan are completely secondary to my need to rule all Aes Sedai, which is why nobody is to do anything about that until we're all clear that I am in command. <strike>We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.</strike>


I... meh... I've run out of steam with this stuff. I used to defend Egwene most ardently. On the other hand, I rushed a base with dark templar today and won a 3v3 single-handedly. Lots of bonus points.
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM 3054 Views
loled at every one *NM* car'a'aman - 05/09/2010 05:35:03 PM 771 Views
Good for some sunday night relief I hope *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:51:10 PM 714 Views
Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM 929 Views
True Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM 1372 Views
But you've already read my post *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM 800 Views
I only used one eye *NM* Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:52:19 AM 685 Views
Still counts *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 03:06:44 PM 709 Views
*NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:02:44 AM 674 Views
You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM* Lordling - 05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM 771 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM 1442 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM 1366 Views
Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM 1233 Views
Well, someone has to stand up for Rand, yes? Lordling - 06/09/2010 07:10:36 PM 1240 Views
Corrected for the sake of accuracy . Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM 1429 Views
Nonsense... Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM 1236 Views
Gotta love Dark Templar Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM 1341 Views
That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM 783 Views
Poking whom? Phelix - 06/09/2010 01:20:32 AM 1285 Views
Egwene. I thought that was implied *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:03:25 AM 696 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:37:38 PM 700 Views
nice *NM* Deadsy - 05/09/2010 08:12:31 PM 648 Views
*drumroll* *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:54 PM 732 Views
That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's. Lord Haart - 05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM 1409 Views
its a joke, shhhh *NM* Yunalesca - 05/09/2010 10:36:28 PM 897 Views
No, it's clever and tongue-in-cheek. *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:04:26 PM 712 Views
Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM 826 Views
OMG Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM 1361 Views
I know, appalling, right? Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM 1267 Views
Re: I know, appalling, right? Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM 1301 Views
He doesn't think so, why should we? Lohikaarme - 09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM 1186 Views
Because he can't lose Sidious - 09/09/2010 05:21:50 PM 1213 Views
I think Rand has far better odds of dying than Egwene. Fanatic-Templar - 09/09/2010 05:56:07 PM 1251 Views
very nicely done newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:06:24 PM 1206 Views
Re: very nicely done BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:28:29 AM 1240 Views
Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:49:20 AM 1172 Views
Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Cannoli - 06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM 1653 Views
the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM 685 Views
I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM 792 Views
I'm trying to resist the urge to make a Bush joke. *NM* Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:21:15 AM 704 Views
Why resist ... he WAS a joke! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:31:06 PM 729 Views
BWAHAHAHAHA ... thanks to our last president you are right! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:30:00 PM 690 Views
Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM 1384 Views
indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM 1379 Views
seriously. LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 05:12:08 PM 1319 Views
If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Cannoli - 06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM 1458 Views
Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM 1199 Views
Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her. Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM 1285 Views
Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while BlackAdder - 09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM 1236 Views
An idiot would understand the implications Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM 1201 Views
and it's not just Egwene! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM 1127 Views
Cannoli's just got huge blinders... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM 1344 Views
I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM* Deadsy - 11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM 709 Views
What kind of pussies are you that I pose such a threat? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:15:12 AM 1247 Views
You forgot one very important point NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM 1285 Views
As to that... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM 1053 Views
after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM* NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM 689 Views
Remember the old times? fionwe1987 - 12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM 1253 Views
I think we could use BlackAdder - 12/09/2010 10:40:47 AM 1226 Views
ugh ... please don't ask for that! darius_sedai - 12/09/2010 02:25:32 PM 1192 Views
Huh. Now that I think of it... Fanatic-Templar - 14/09/2010 06:51:59 AM 1155 Views
all of you are most correct! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 07:53:44 PM 1180 Views
When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM 1442 Views
A few days back... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM 1272 Views
Yes, those are completely different scenarios. Cannoli - 14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM 1781 Views
Misinterpretations... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM 1180 Views
How can you claim Verin merely "helped" Egwene? Cannoli - 15/09/2010 06:35:47 AM 1735 Views
Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM* Deadsy - 15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM 661 Views
I'm not even going to bother with that anymore. *NM* fionwe1987 - 15/09/2010 05:55:08 PM 668 Views
Re: Cannoli's just got huge blinders... orius - 17/09/2010 06:42:39 AM 1454 Views
Read his replies in this thread... fionwe1987 - 17/09/2010 06:48:20 AM 1241 Views
So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM 1285 Views
Double Post. See below. *NM* fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM 705 Views
How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM 1188 Views
Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM 1297 Views
I give up. fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM 1336 Views
No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM* Cannoli - 15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM 645 Views
lol *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:46:23 PM 645 Views
So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate... lord-of-shadow - 08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM 1314 Views
I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM* Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM 813 Views
I laughed very hard at this part: Gher - 09/09/2010 07:48:34 PM 1171 Views
Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line RugbyPlayingAshaman - 07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM 1253 Views
Look at it these ways newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM 1344 Views
People are taking this way too seriously. Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:33:28 AM 1248 Views
no argument there! *NM* newyorkersedai - 09/09/2010 05:08:25 AM 455 Views
Re: Look at it these ways Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:26:37 AM 1162 Views
It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality RugbyPlayingAshaman - 09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM 1116 Views
pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM* newyorkersedai - 10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM 705 Views
Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM* RugbyPlayingAshaman - 10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM 767 Views
This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM* Dan - 08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM 810 Views
I really hate self-fulfilling prophecy. *NM* Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:34:45 AM 766 Views
Hee. <3 *NM* Dan - 09/09/2010 10:14:55 PM 714 Views
Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM 1081 Views
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