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Nonsense... Sidious Send a noteboard - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM
Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to <strike>kill me</strike> protect me and help me pursue my endeavours. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?

Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : <strike>I miss you,</strike> Bran. Who?

Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. <strike>I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever.</strike> This might have psychological repercussions on most people, but thankfully being captured once every three months due has accustomed me to the feeling. And my complete devotion to the White Tower is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. Stay back, yon Rescuers!! I'm just glad this time I got captured by incompetent idiots who treat me with the respect afforded to human beings and allow me near complete freedom to do as I wish and pursue my agendas, unlike the time I was caught by some random nameless insignificant bandits in Cairhien.

Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.


I think I'm just interpreting this one differently than you are, but I completely agree with Egwene being keen to learn from fools.

Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : <strike>I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!</strike> How dare you use the Oath Rod to force Darkfriends into revealing themselves and swearing to obey you! The only acceptable use of the Oath Rod to obey people is when they swear allegiance to me! Stop doing it immediately. Hopefully, someone far more competent than I am will have spent their life hunting down the Black Ajah and will allow me to take credit for it, because I am a worthy Inspector Lestrade to Verin's Sherlock Holmes.

Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you. I cannot allow you to hinder me in winning Tarmon Gai'don, the obvious priority for everyone right now.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here and serve me. The Shadow and the Seanchan are completely secondary to my need to rule all Aes Sedai, which is why nobody is to do anything about that until we're all clear that I am in command. <strike>We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.</strike>


I... meh... I've run out of steam with this stuff. I used to defend Egwene most ardently. On the other hand, I rushed a base with dark templar today and won a 3v3 single-handedly. Lots of bonus points.
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Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios Sidious - 05/09/2010 05:21:08 PM 2913 Views
loled at every one *NM* car'a'aman - 05/09/2010 05:35:03 PM 721 Views
Good for some sunday night relief I hope *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:51:10 PM 665 Views
Hmm... I don't think you want to read the rebuttal to that *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 06:07:16 PM 884 Views
True Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:52:09 PM 1259 Views
But you've already read my post *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:53:58 PM 740 Views
I only used one eye *NM* Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:52:19 AM 635 Views
Still counts *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 03:06:44 PM 665 Views
*NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:02:44 AM 621 Views
You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing *NM* Lordling - 05/09/2010 06:33:55 PM 719 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:54:29 PM 1334 Views
Re: You're being a reverse Cannoli. And at least he has a point and is sometimes amusing Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:50:44 AM 1261 Views
Wow, that's a really strident and succinct opinion. I hope you get paid by the snark! *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:07:18 PM 1186 Views
Well, someone has to stand up for Rand, yes? Lordling - 06/09/2010 07:10:36 PM 1127 Views
Corrected for the sake of accuracy . Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 06:51:58 PM 1328 Views
Nonsense... Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:41 PM 1130 Views
Gotta love Dark Templar Fanatic-Templar - 05/09/2010 10:14:00 PM 1228 Views
That's partly why I didn't post a reply poking at her. *NM* BlackAdder - 05/09/2010 11:56:15 PM 740 Views
Poking whom? Phelix - 06/09/2010 01:20:32 AM 1180 Views
Egwene. I thought that was implied *NM* BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:03:25 AM 650 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:37:38 PM 653 Views
nice *NM* Deadsy - 05/09/2010 08:12:31 PM 602 Views
*drumroll* *NM* Sidious - 05/09/2010 09:56:54 PM 681 Views
That whole post is stupid, you can't compare Rand's ordeal to Egwene's. Lord Haart - 05/09/2010 10:14:43 PM 1307 Views
its a joke, shhhh *NM* Yunalesca - 05/09/2010 10:36:28 PM 850 Views
No, it's clever and tongue-in-cheek. *NM* newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:04:26 PM 666 Views
Too bad! He has trumped any attempt to counter his arguments by calling it humor! Shut up now. *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 01:00:49 AM 778 Views
OMG Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:48:48 AM 1242 Views
I know, appalling, right? Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:27:40 AM 1145 Views
Re: I know, appalling, right? Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:41:02 AM 1183 Views
He doesn't think so, why should we? Lohikaarme - 09/09/2010 03:40:25 PM 1078 Views
Because he can't lose Sidious - 09/09/2010 05:21:50 PM 1115 Views
I think Rand has far better odds of dying than Egwene. Fanatic-Templar - 09/09/2010 05:56:07 PM 1135 Views
very nicely done newyorkersedai - 05/09/2010 11:06:24 PM 1083 Views
Re: very nicely done BlackAdder - 06/09/2010 04:28:29 AM 1121 Views
Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:49:20 AM 1067 Views
Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Cannoli - 06/09/2010 12:57:35 AM 1534 Views
the humor here is that you think you understand accurracy, improvement, characterization or humor! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 01:56:57 AM 639 Views
I'm having to settle for being right. Better than being president... *NM* Cannoli - 06/09/2010 03:47:52 AM 741 Views
I'm trying to resist the urge to make a Bush joke. *NM* Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:21:15 AM 657 Views
Why resist ... he WAS a joke! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:31:06 PM 678 Views
BWAHAHAHAHA ... thanks to our last president you are right! *NM* darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:30:00 PM 641 Views
Re: Revised for accurracy, improved characterization and humor Sidious - 06/09/2010 11:51:12 AM 1265 Views
indeed, one of the many reasons Tar Valon was such a large and powerful trading center darius_sedai - 06/09/2010 04:33:56 PM 1270 Views
seriously. LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 05:12:08 PM 1217 Views
If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Cannoli - 06/09/2010 10:17:44 PM 1350 Views
Re: If a few score Yellows can't handle the disease issue, what point to the Aes Sedai at all? Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:30:35 AM 1101 Views
Like Egwene understands the health implications! It's all about the aesthetics for her. Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:35:57 AM 1183 Views
Well, she was an apprentice wisdom with Nynaeve for a while BlackAdder - 09/09/2010 05:33:25 AM 1132 Views
An idiot would understand the implications Sidious - 09/09/2010 07:38:57 AM 1100 Views
and it's not just Egwene! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 02:11:16 PM 1028 Views
Cannoli's just got huge blinders... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 04:59:50 PM 1237 Views
I feel like this post should be bulleted and made required reading before posting on this forum *NM* Deadsy - 11/09/2010 05:11:14 PM 662 Views
What kind of pussies are you that I pose such a threat? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:15:12 AM 1141 Views
You forgot one very important point NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 06:44:32 PM 1181 Views
As to that... fionwe1987 - 11/09/2010 08:47:26 PM 966 Views
after dealing with his bushwa waaay longer than you, I'm content to ignore him *NM* NaClH2O - 11/09/2010 11:29:27 PM 648 Views
Remember the old times? fionwe1987 - 12/09/2010 03:35:43 AM 1133 Views
I think we could use BlackAdder - 12/09/2010 10:40:47 AM 1106 Views
ugh ... please don't ask for that! darius_sedai - 12/09/2010 02:25:32 PM 1085 Views
Huh. Now that I think of it... Fanatic-Templar - 14/09/2010 06:51:59 AM 1032 Views
all of you are most correct! darius_sedai - 11/09/2010 07:53:44 PM 1083 Views
When exactly have I ever given someone else a pass for "necessary actions" I blamed Egwene for? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:08:29 AM 1300 Views
A few days back... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:41 AM 1167 Views
Yes, those are completely different scenarios. Cannoli - 14/09/2010 05:36:30 AM 1639 Views
Misinterpretations... fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:26:11 AM 1069 Views
How can you claim Verin merely "helped" Egwene? Cannoli - 15/09/2010 06:35:47 AM 1611 Views
Holy carp. I prefer my form of arguing. I make an *NM* post and then he calls me a name *NM* Deadsy - 15/09/2010 06:47:08 AM 594 Views
I'm not even going to bother with that anymore. *NM* fionwe1987 - 15/09/2010 05:55:08 PM 622 Views
Re: Cannoli's just got huge blinders... orius - 17/09/2010 06:42:39 AM 1344 Views
Read his replies in this thread... fionwe1987 - 17/09/2010 06:48:20 AM 1150 Views
So your defense of Egwene is to refute her accusation against her rival? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 02:12:22 AM 1159 Views
Double Post. See below. *NM* fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:03:55 AM 658 Views
How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 04:06:15 AM 1070 Views
Re: How was Egwene to know Elaida made a half-hearted attempt? Cannoli - 14/09/2010 06:58:17 AM 1176 Views
I give up. fionwe1987 - 14/09/2010 07:44:57 AM 1207 Views
No, I made MY point, and your refusal to admit to the slightest fault of Egwene proves MY point *NM* Cannoli - 15/09/2010 01:17:21 AM 581 Views
lol *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 02:46:23 PM 592 Views
So much venom. Maybe you should take a break one of these days, Cannoli. At this rate... lord-of-shadow - 08/09/2010 12:16:05 AM 1197 Views
I'm not the one posting to undercut the hero, while calling it humor to duck critical response *NM* Cannoli - 09/09/2010 12:37:07 AM 752 Views
I laughed very hard at this part: Gher - 09/09/2010 07:48:34 PM 1064 Views
Somehow I think of the lyrics from "Defying Gravity", which aren't quite one line RugbyPlayingAshaman - 07/09/2010 04:07:09 PM 1156 Views
Look at it these ways newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 02:47:46 AM 1232 Views
People are taking this way too seriously. Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:33:28 AM 1155 Views
no argument there! *NM* newyorkersedai - 09/09/2010 05:08:25 AM 385 Views
Re: Look at it these ways Cannoli - 09/09/2010 07:26:37 AM 1055 Views
It really comes down to the direction RJ went with his personality RugbyPlayingAshaman - 09/09/2010 03:08:36 PM 1001 Views
pretty cool idea. And I didn't know that about Alex the Great. Nice! *NM* newyorkersedai - 10/09/2010 12:03:36 AM 656 Views
Wow, posting from work is becoming less impressive as my stress increases. Had to fix errors *NM* RugbyPlayingAshaman - 10/09/2010 10:50:07 PM 724 Views
This post was funny. Your responders are largely idiots who need a sense of humor. *NM* Dan - 08/09/2010 03:56:07 AM 756 Views
I really hate self-fulfilling prophecy. *NM* Fanatic-Templar - 08/09/2010 06:34:45 AM 724 Views
Hee. <3 *NM* Dan - 09/09/2010 10:14:55 PM 669 Views
Re: Rand vs Egwene... one-line scenarios orius - 10/09/2010 06:28:50 AM 975 Views
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