A thumb is just not flexible enough to really effectively stimulate a girl anally. You have to use one (or more) of your longer and more flexible fingers.
Something tells me she should have written what she knows and not try to describe something sexual in such ridiculous terms.
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie
Je suis méchant.
Je suis méchant.
How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM
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Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe.
- 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM
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Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene 
- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award.
- 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM
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"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any."
- 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM
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I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy.
- 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM
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Re: How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 19/12/2010 06:06:48 AM
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