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By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? Larry Send a noteboard - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM
It serves its purpose, just like any airport novel, it's written well enough to convey its rip roaring type story, and it does it relatively well.

Now if we are talking written to a standard that would satisfy elitist literary snobs? Then no, it'll never do that. But then since I daresay 90% of people have no idea about what literary conventions satisfy a 'well written' book, and instead just like what they like, which in most cases is a story rather than how 'well' it's written, that's fine.


I recently finished revisiting several children's/YA stories that I read and enjoyed when I was 9-12 years old. By those standards, the turgid prose, the unnecessary interruptions to refer to the game's imagined past, the stock characterizations, all of those were poor compared to say The Wind in the Willows, the Ramona series, or several others. It may be that because I didn't encounter these books when I was learning to deal with hormones that there is nothing that appeals to me, but I doubt my dim opinion of them is anything inveterate ;)

But the comment about how many people might not know what a "good book" is would not be something that I would share, ironically enough. I hold to that perhaps quixotic faith that some are quite aware of what is well written and that while many may favor what they themselves might label as "trash," they wouldn't hold it in any higher esteem than something to read while taking a shit ;)
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

Je suis méchant.
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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2317 Views
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Poorly written by what standard? - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1586 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1527 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1601 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1550 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1741 Views
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The Game of Life? - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1544 Views
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I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1578 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 791 Views
No, not really - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1400 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1695 Views
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Defensive much? *NM* - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 837 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1645 Views
Indeed - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1516 Views
But they aren't. - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1550 Views
Prove it. *NM* - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 758 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1509 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1503 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1527 Views
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Baldurs Gate wooooo! - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1613 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1546 Views
Both - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1472 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1763 Views
Interesting scenario - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1473 Views
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