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it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead Send a noteboard - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM
i've read both the trilogies and remember them with great warmth. I wouldn't read them again though and I definitely read them at the right time (early teens, playing RPG games etc)

I don't see what's wrong with them, they're no different to a comic book film or CGi fest or pop CD or chippy tea. it's not going to benefit your mind or body in any great way, but i enjoy it.




As I said above, I only read them (and reviewed them in this fashion) because a woman (okay, the one who controls rabid squirrels ;)) "asked" me to do so :P Otherwise, I'd have no interest, since I didn't when I was growing up, as these sorts of stories rarely, if ever, appeal to me. Matters of taste and all (although I do understand some of their appeal to others) :D


with no history of playing RPG/D&D games. you (one) wouldn't pick them out for their cover art unless the cover art appealed to them (others). once picking it up, the blurb wouldn't appeal to a passing bookshelf peruser. so you (actually you) are completely and utterly, unforgivably not the target audience.

in fact it's not even the quality of the writing. would you have enjoyed those trilogies had they have been written (takes 10 minutes to research someone) by William Shakespeare...that shouldn't have needed research really, but you get my point

would any writer have made that content interest to you? plus imagine if it was a dante or milton or james joyce. it would have been at least double again the length and possibly in prose (what rhymes with Guenhwyvar?) and would you really have enjoyed slogging through Raistlin's stream of consciousness using that stream of consciousness technique that James Joyce (born 1882, died 1941) perfected?


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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read Larry - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2428 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. Legolas - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1666 Views
Well... Larry - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1679 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. Stephen - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1515 Views
Perhaps Larry - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1607 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1859 Views
That page is painful to behold Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1616 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1593 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written Larry - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1834 Views
Poorly written by what standard? Wibble - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1686 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? Larry - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1636 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs Wibble - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1697 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails Larry - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1640 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? Wibble - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1849 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? Larry - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1644 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1720 Views
Heh. James - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1864 Views
Pretty much so Larry - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1819 Views
When did you put up that header? Stephen - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1655 Views
I didn't put it up Larry - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1553 Views
I shall tread lightly so. Stephen - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1676 Views
Larry - 12/09/2012 07:25:29 PM 1526 Views
+6 health? What game are you playing? Tom - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1584 Views
The Game of Life? Larry - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1636 Views
Re: Pretty much so HyogaRott - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1670 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much Larry - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1690 Views
Actually, I read them almost never HyogaRott - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1703 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said Larry - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1662 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 842 Views
No, not really Larry - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1502 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... HyogaRott - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1784 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance Larry - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 2043 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain HyogaRott - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1594 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. lord-of-shadow - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1617 Views
Defensive much? *NM* Larry - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 883 Views
Perhaps. It's annoying, because I tend to agree with you guys - you and Tom and Stephen. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:32:28 AM 1627 Views
The odd thing that there wasn't any belittling on my part -see other response. *NM* Larry - 11/09/2012 03:17:36 AM 801 Views
For the record, I wasn't trying to be condescending in my response. Tom - 11/09/2012 05:52:29 PM 1639 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. Stephen - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1754 Views
Indeed Larry - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1609 Views
But they aren't. Wibble - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1644 Views
Prove it. *NM* Stephen - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 814 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1607 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then Larry - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1601 Views
You're right. In the context of this thread, I'm basically acting like a raving lunatic. lord-of-shadow - 11/09/2012 02:48:19 PM 1642 Views
It's not like any of us have ever been innocent 100% of the time Larry - 11/09/2012 03:49:22 PM 1611 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. Tom - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1642 Views
Very few of my friends were reading the books; some played the game, though Larry - 10/09/2012 01:06:07 AM 1613 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. Werthead - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1673 Views
Interesting point Larry - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1601 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. Werthead - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1670 Views
Not aware of it at all until now Larry - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1625 Views
How is that possible? Tom - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1600 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals Larry - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1518 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? Tom - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1534 Views
No Larry - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1594 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos Tom - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1623 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 Larry - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1531 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker Werthead - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1620 Views
Needless to say, once I finish reading the Icewind Dale trilogy, I'm done with D&D Larry - 14/09/2012 12:38:47 AM 1756 Views
12 modules, not 15 Tom - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1800 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* Dan - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 915 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* Larry - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 745 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* Stephen - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 811 Views
Or quatrains? Larry - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1502 Views
And having now finished Dragonlance: Legends, its very own sonnet Larry - 13/09/2012 12:31:51 PM 1609 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations beetnemesis - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1538 Views
Sssssh! Larry - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1596 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1466 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this Larry - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1490 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1727 Views
Eh, Star Wars Expanded Universe I could see reading. Some of them are supposed to be good beetnemesis - 17/09/2012 04:37:05 PM 1967 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? Foxhead - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1647 Views
Both Larry - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1563 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up Foxhead - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1873 Views
Interesting scenario Larry - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1571 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Foxhead - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1828 Views
Re: Interesting scenario Larry - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1487 Views
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