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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
I don't say ka-wow, man. Nobody does.

I know! That's what I said!

I would rather my character be in a coma than running around saying ka-wow.

I told them you'd say that. These fucken writers, man. It's some kind of big "Catchphrase Initiative" apparently. They wanted me to keep screaming SHARKS! at strange times during conversations, which, admittedly would have been funny if I'd thought of it. But y'know. Principles. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll just ad-lib 'em to death once the cameras are rolling.

suggestion first: I know we kind of agreed back in May to invest the company's growing monetary resources in pension plans for the employees, but as an employee - and I think I speak for all of my co-workers when I say this - what I really want that money to be spent on is paying Christian Slater to dress in drag and perform Bonnie Tyler's magical, masterful classic tune, Holding Out For A Hero, on live TV.

DONE.
Kuke.
This message last edited by Kuke on 06/10/2010 at 04:50:55 PM
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1321 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 974 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 884 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 882 Views
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*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 934 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 831 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 893 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1121 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 554 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1065 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 941 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1068 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 974 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 962 Views
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Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1101 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1113 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 944 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 972 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1043 Views
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Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 887 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 833 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 887 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 930 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 839 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1082 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 918 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 406 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 460 Views
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Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1129 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1176 Views
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What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 942 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 459 Views
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RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 943 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 664 Views
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Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 929 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1039 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 855 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 395 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 960 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 517 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 839 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 984 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1016 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1121 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 934 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 870 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1049 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 898 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 497 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 968 Views
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Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 457 Views
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Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 757 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 472 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 402 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 482 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 861 Views
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Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 440 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 415 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 435 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 978 Views
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My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 974 Views
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DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1326 Views
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The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 402 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 483 Views
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Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 855 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 917 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 936 Views
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Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1278 Views
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