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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
I don't say ka-wow, man. Nobody does.

I know! That's what I said!

I would rather my character be in a coma than running around saying ka-wow.

I told them you'd say that. These fucken writers, man. It's some kind of big "Catchphrase Initiative" apparently. They wanted me to keep screaming SHARKS! at strange times during conversations, which, admittedly would have been funny if I'd thought of it. But y'know. Principles. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll just ad-lib 'em to death once the cameras are rolling.

suggestion first: I know we kind of agreed back in May to invest the company's growing monetary resources in pension plans for the employees, but as an employee - and I think I speak for all of my co-workers when I say this - what I really want that money to be spent on is paying Christian Slater to dress in drag and perform Bonnie Tyler's magical, masterful classic tune, Holding Out For A Hero, on live TV.

DONE.
Kuke.
This message last edited by Kuke on 06/10/2010 at 04:50:55 PM
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1351 Views
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Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 925 Views
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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1098 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 984 Views
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I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 865 Views
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Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 477 Views
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This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 496 Views
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