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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
I don't say ka-wow, man. Nobody does.

I know! That's what I said!

I would rather my character be in a coma than running around saying ka-wow.

I told them you'd say that. These fucken writers, man. It's some kind of big "Catchphrase Initiative" apparently. They wanted me to keep screaming SHARKS! at strange times during conversations, which, admittedly would have been funny if I'd thought of it. But y'know. Principles. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll just ad-lib 'em to death once the cameras are rolling.

suggestion first: I know we kind of agreed back in May to invest the company's growing monetary resources in pension plans for the employees, but as an employee - and I think I speak for all of my co-workers when I say this - what I really want that money to be spent on is paying Christian Slater to dress in drag and perform Bonnie Tyler's magical, masterful classic tune, Holding Out For A Hero, on live TV.

DONE.
Kuke.
This message last edited by Kuke on 06/10/2010 at 04:50:55 PM
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1309 Views
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Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 871 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 868 Views
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*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 922 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 815 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 883 Views
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The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 547 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1049 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 929 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1058 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 958 Views
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Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1080 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1098 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 930 Views
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My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1028 Views
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Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 874 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 820 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 874 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 914 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 824 Views
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Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 906 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 399 Views
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Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1118 Views
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Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 452 Views
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Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 915 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1023 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 845 Views
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Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 943 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 510 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 825 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 971 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1005 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1109 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 915 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 843 Views
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My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 881 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 488 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 953 Views
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Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 451 Views
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[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 394 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 475 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 850 Views
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Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 432 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 407 Views
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The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 395 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 475 Views
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What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 920 Views
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