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Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM
I don't say ka-wow, man. Nobody does.

I know! That's what I said!

I would rather my character be in a coma than running around saying ka-wow.

I told them you'd say that. These fucken writers, man. It's some kind of big "Catchphrase Initiative" apparently. They wanted me to keep screaming SHARKS! at strange times during conversations, which, admittedly would have been funny if I'd thought of it. But y'know. Principles. I wouldn't worry about it, we'll just ad-lib 'em to death once the cameras are rolling.

suggestion first: I know we kind of agreed back in May to invest the company's growing monetary resources in pension plans for the employees, but as an employee - and I think I speak for all of my co-workers when I say this - what I really want that money to be spent on is paying Christian Slater to dress in drag and perform Bonnie Tyler's magical, masterful classic tune, Holding Out For A Hero, on live TV.

DONE.
Kuke.
This message last edited by Kuke on 06/10/2010 at 04:50:55 PM
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1391 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1040 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 950 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 949 Views
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*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 997 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 898 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 959 Views
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The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 584 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1130 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 1021 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1136 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1048 Views
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Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1167 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1180 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 1021 Views
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My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1102 Views
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Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 952 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 903 Views
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Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 986 Views
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Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 1001 Views
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NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 924 Views
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Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 1022 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 566 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 913 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1077 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1085 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1193 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 999 Views
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My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 969 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 529 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1037 Views
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Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 492 Views
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Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 499 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 437 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 511 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 923 Views
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Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 470 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 445 Views
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Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1054 Views
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The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 431 Views
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What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 1028 Views
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