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You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM
    1. David Arquette as my personal on-set bartender.

Ok I can get behind this. I mean it's only logical, really.

2. My trailer to be connected to the bank, the post office and Lady Gaga via pneumatic tubes.

I'll grab Gaga, you get the tubes.

3. Two segments on Chelsea Lately to promoteThe Thespian's Moniker.

No idea what this is.

4. Zesty Taco & Chipotle Ranch Doritos.

Ahhh, miiiight be a problem with this one. How 'bout I just give you a bowl of cardboard pieces and a tub of MSG?
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1307 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 960 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 870 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 866 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 954 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 920 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 813 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 881 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1105 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 547 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1047 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 929 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1057 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 956 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 945 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 912 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1078 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1096 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 928 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 960 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1026 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 872 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 872 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 818 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 872 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 912 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 822 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1070 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 905 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 399 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 452 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 978 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 898 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 837 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1068 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1035 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 903 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1117 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1153 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1043 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 928 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 452 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 902 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1076 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 928 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 656 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 813 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 956 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1079 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 913 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1021 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 843 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 389 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 941 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 510 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 824 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 969 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1003 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1107 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 913 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 841 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1032 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 880 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 488 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 952 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 881 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1126 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 855 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 826 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 451 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 882 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 813 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 740 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 463 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 394 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 475 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 848 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 418 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 432 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 407 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 431 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 945 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 923 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 938 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 960 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 931 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1034 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1311 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 404 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 395 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 475 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 423 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 857 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 841 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 879 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 919 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 885 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 959 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 911 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 871 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 915 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1021 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1265 Views
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