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You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM
    1. David Arquette as my personal on-set bartender.

Ok I can get behind this. I mean it's only logical, really.

2. My trailer to be connected to the bank, the post office and Lady Gaga via pneumatic tubes.

I'll grab Gaga, you get the tubes.

3. Two segments on Chelsea Lately to promoteThe Thespian's Moniker.

No idea what this is.

4. Zesty Taco & Chipotle Ranch Doritos.

Ahhh, miiiight be a problem with this one. How 'bout I just give you a bowl of cardboard pieces and a tub of MSG?
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1351 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 1004 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 918 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 914 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 1007 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 965 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 860 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 925 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1153 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 567 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1097 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 984 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1101 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1014 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 986 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 958 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1132 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1144 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 975 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 1006 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1072 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 954 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 920 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 864 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 920 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 965 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 874 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1111 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 948 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 420 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 475 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1021 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 941 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 882 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1115 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1085 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 949 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1165 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1212 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1085 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 977 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 474 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 948 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1152 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 976 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 690 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 862 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 1002 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1132 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 964 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1069 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 893 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 416 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 984 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 546 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 873 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1026 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1047 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1155 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 964 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 904 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1078 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 933 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 515 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 1003 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 928 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1179 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 897 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 874 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 477 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 932 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 864 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 791 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 485 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 418 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 496 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 890 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 440 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 456 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 431 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 450 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 1007 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 969 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 983 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 1020 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 980 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1079 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1360 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 427 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 416 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 501 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 447 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 909 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 883 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 955 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 965 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 933 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 1003 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 953 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 914 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 958 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1066 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1313 Views
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