Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history.
Tom Send a noteboard - 22/12/2010 05:42:15 AM
The great part about it is most dictators names' are three syllables long, so "Santa Claus" can be replaced with "Joseph Stalin", "Adolf Hitler", "Kim Il-sung", "Kim Jong-il", "Mao Zedong" or "Ho Chi Minh". No other words need to change and the song will make sense unless you go on to the third or fourth verses.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
What the heck were old-timey kids into?!
- 22/12/2010 02:18:07 AM
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I honestly don't understand what's depressing about Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas..? *NM*
- 22/12/2010 04:05:04 AM
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That one's the soporifc tune, rather than the lyrics.
- 22/12/2010 05:17:52 AM
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Hm, okay. You're not the first person I've heard it from, though.
- 22/12/2010 06:51:35 AM
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history.
- 22/12/2010 05:42:15 AM
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George Bush or George Dub-ya Bush doesn't fit. But Barack Obama, on the other hand...
- 22/12/2010 08:30:53 AM
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Re: Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history.
- 23/12/2010 03:04:14 AM
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Okay. I was drunk when posting. Four-syllable names work well, too.
- 24/12/2010 02:15:32 PM
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I'm never sure if you're serious, trolling or just looking for things to get you pissed.
- 22/12/2010 07:12:24 AM
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I'm talking about the psychological effect on the kid who THINKS his mom is fooling around *NM*
- 22/12/2010 08:25:00 AM
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I'm not sure how much a kid could appreciate the trauma.
- 24/12/2010 12:08:12 AM
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I love that book! I got for Christmas in 89 .
- 25/12/2010 01:35:27 AM
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Yeah, we were discussing realingment the other day.
- 25/12/2010 01:36:44 PM
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It always bugs me during a game when I see a guy who's playing good but his rating drops from a pick
- 31/12/2010 07:28:55 AM
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Yeah, I know that feeling; I wish they'd factor in the field position change.
- 08/01/2011 02:52:13 AM
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