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George Bush or George Dub-ya Bush doesn't fit. But Barack Obama, on the other hand... Cannoli Send a noteboard - 22/12/2010 08:30:53 AM
The great part about it is most dictators names' are three syllables long, so "Santa Claus" can be replaced with "Joseph Stalin", "Adolf Hitler", "Kim Il-sung", "Kim Jong-il", "Mao Zedong" or "Ho Chi Minh". No other words need to change and the song will make sense unless you go on to the third or fourth verses.


Look at all the possibilities:
Joe Biden
Dick Cheney
Tricky Dick
Hilary
Bill Clinton
James Carter
Jerry Ford
LBJ
JFK
FDR
Cannoli
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What the heck were old-timey kids into?! Cannoli - 22/12/2010 02:18:07 AM 975 Views
I honestly don't understand what's depressing about Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas..? *NM* Craig - 22/12/2010 04:05:04 AM 172 Views
That one's the soporifc tune, rather than the lyrics. Cannoli - 22/12/2010 05:17:52 AM 402 Views
Hm, okay. You're not the first person I've heard it from, though. Craig - 22/12/2010 06:51:35 AM 381 Views
No, but I feel safe around old guys with shovels. Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:32:28 AM 365 Views
Find and listen to the James Taylor version. Sareitha Sedai - 22/12/2010 02:10:21 PM 341 Views
Still nothin'. ~shrug~ *NM* Craig - 23/12/2010 03:35:42 AM 192 Views
Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history. Tom - 22/12/2010 05:42:15 AM 5476 Views
George Bush or George Dub-ya Bush doesn't fit. But Barack Obama, on the other hand... Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:30:53 AM 512 Views
Has five? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 23/12/2010 03:03:16 AM 181 Views
Re: Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history. TaskmasterJack - 23/12/2010 03:04:14 AM 483 Views
Okay. I was drunk when posting. Four-syllable names work well, too. Tom - 24/12/2010 02:15:32 PM 356 Views
I'm never sure if you're serious, trolling or just looking for things to get you pissed. Joel - 22/12/2010 07:12:24 AM 381 Views
Now, now... Craig - 22/12/2010 07:44:16 AM 864 Views
I'm talking about the psychological effect on the kid who THINKS his mom is fooling around *NM* Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:25:00 AM 147 Views
I'm not sure how much a kid could appreciate the trauma. Joel - 24/12/2010 12:08:12 AM 441 Views
I love that book! I got for Christmas in 89 . Cannoli - 25/12/2010 01:35:27 AM 461 Views
Yeah, we were discussing realingment the other day. Joel - 25/12/2010 01:36:44 PM 562 Views
It always bugs me during a game when I see a guy who's playing good but his rating drops from a pick Cannoli - 31/12/2010 07:28:55 AM 482 Views
Yeah, I know that feeling; I wish they'd factor in the field position change. Joel - 08/01/2011 02:52:13 AM 522 Views
well you can expect a lump of coal in your stocking *NM* random thoughts - 22/12/2010 05:23:29 PM 160 Views
Ooo, a Cannoli Post! ßelals Girl - 24/12/2010 06:04:42 PM 605 Views
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