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Man you just don't get it Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM
Are you referring to the post where I said I can laugh whenever I want but can't have sex as regularly as that? Wow, I don't even know how to respond to that. I laugh several times a day. I'm suppose to have sex several times a day? I think you greatly misunderstood my comment there.

When you make a rule for yourself that laughing during sex is a no go, because you can always laugh but don't have sex that often... it doesn't appear to be consistent with a claim that you have sex on average more than 4 times a week. Which is an extremely high average, btw, so hats off to you.


Are you deliberately being dense? I DON'T HAVE SEX AS OFTEN AS I LAUGH. I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY IT SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND. I GUESS I HAVE TO RESORT TO CAPS LOCK TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL. I REPEAT, I DON'T HAVE SEX AS OFTEN AS I LAUGH. NOBODY DOES, UNLESS THEY DON'T LAUGH AT ALL. GET IT YET? LAUGH=SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. SEX=NOT AS OFTEN AS LAUGHING, BUT STILL VERY OFTEN.

You're basically calling me a virgin, the classic insult bullies used in school when they thought they were cool because they had sex. Besides, you're judging my sexual experience based off of...what, exactly? You know damn well that guys are insulted by anybody doubting their sexual experience.

The fact that you refer to bullies in high school makes it once again clear that you are quite a bit younger and more inexperienced in life than I am. Apparently this bothers you. I didn't call you a virgin, I pointed out things in what you wrote that show that you aren't that experienced. So what? I find it ridiculous to get insulted by simple statements of fact.


So bullies in high school didn't exist in the 1950's, which is evidently when you went to school, judging by how you keep referring to your experience? What's this about simple statement of fact? How is you guessing my sexual experience a fact? IT'S CALLED GUESSING FOR A REASON!

I've had to stop a few times, sure. I had no problem with that. I just wasn't feeling it that day. I'm not saying the male orgasm is the end all and be all.

You said that the orgasm is the purpose of sex. That is a very narrow view of the purpose of sex. Now you are back paddling. That's fine, it shows that you didn't clearly think through what you said before.


Yes, orgasm is the purpose of sex. I, however, have had a couple of situations where I didn't feel an orgasm coming. My girlfriend already orgasmed 2 times so I was fine in stopping. IT WAS MY CHOICE. It doesn't change the fact that the purpose of sex is to experience the intense pleasure of an orgasm. Ok, so you argue that it is a narrow view of sex. So prove me wrong. What other views are there? To have a baby, ok. What else? Anything?

Hopefully the woman orgasms during sex. If a woman orgasms first, that most likely doesn't end it. Once the guy cums, that does, usually. I pride myself on getting her to orgasm before I do, or even at the same time. That way, the guy doesn't have to make it up to her after, when he's most likely tired. I think it's very selfish of any guy not to take care of her first.

You really should stop making up these rules and statements about what usually happens. Unless you cite studies that support your statements, you're just using your own anecdotal evidence and experience to make unsupported statements.


It's called science. A woman doesn't lose anything when she has an orgasm. More likely than not, a man will lose his hard-on! It's science making my claim, not me. And let me say, once again, THESE ARE NOT RULES AND REGULATIONS. Nowhere did I say I was writing the bible on sex. This is my PERSONAL opinion based on PERSONAL experience.

Again, the notion that if the woman orgasms after the man, he "has to make it up to her" is a very narrow view on sexuality. It can also just be the way to do it sometimes... you know, variety.


That's because, in my PERSONAL experience, not a scientific study ok, guys can be selfish bastards. Once they're done, that's it. Now, there is some science on my side. The release of a chemical after orgasm that makes a man sleepy. But I don't care about that. Women want to experience pleasure just as much as men. So I don't think men should leave their women unsatisifed. That's just my PERSONAL opinion. I am not saying everyone should be like this.

I can imagine, however, that if it takes more than 30 minutes to reach orgasm, that a man would be very tired.
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Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 04:56:13 PM 2514 Views
there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1287 Views
There is a reason it is uncomfortable. Narg - 31/01/2012 05:43:22 PM 1476 Views
What, are we going to get stupid clichés about geeks on a geek site? Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:59:41 PM 1283 Views
Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1267 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1222 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1332 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1165 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1173 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 685 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 771 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 710 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1233 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1338 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 758 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1202 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 1074 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1242 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1401 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1216 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1433 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1481 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1366 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1333 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1241 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1242 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1177 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1401 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1390 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1379 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1313 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1267 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1287 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1408 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1296 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1245 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1196 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 719 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1182 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 682 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 689 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 682 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1186 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1244 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 720 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1291 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 756 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1172 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1198 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1269 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1147 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1132 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 1071 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1212 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1156 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1175 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1165 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1267 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 1069 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1378 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1155 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1169 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1097 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1171 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 704 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 685 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1127 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1117 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1107 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1216 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1150 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 690 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1287 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1201 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1380 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1162 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 686 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 822 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 692 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1315 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1117 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 670 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 714 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1116 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 668 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1086 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1253 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1115 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 712 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1121 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1255 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 1080 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1187 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1290 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 1574 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1140 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1369 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1214 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 1026 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 751 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 776 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1311 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1348 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1162 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1195 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 677 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 1072 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 620 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1124 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 1703 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1285 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1224 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1206 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1100 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1304 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1177 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 677 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 686 Views
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