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LOL ironclad Send a noteboard - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM
Again, I've had girls who were right there and told me outright, "Talk dirty to me." and I obliged and then I have been with girls who aren't really into it. The best thing I've said to a girl though was this one whose father was a pastor. When I was railing her from behind in my car back seat with her face pushed into the back glass I used to "talk dirty". I just knew right when she and I were there and I would tell her, "What would your daddy think think of his little girl if he knew what you were doing right?" She used to love that and I did too. So naughty! Ha ha ha ha...

I agree that it works with some girls and not with others. I wouldn't sign DK's "don't be afraid to talk dirty" with just any girl, some may be really put off by that even if they aren't prudes. It's just not everyone's preference.

Either way, I'd never even dream of bringing up a girl's dad in the middle of the action, but hey I am glad it worked for you :P
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You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
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there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1444 Views
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Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1487 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1379 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1550 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1344 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1400 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 751 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 865 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 800 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1389 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1487 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 833 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1380 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 1220 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1390 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1533 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1354 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1608 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1633 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1511 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1510 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1412 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1389 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1303 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1550 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1532 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1525 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1459 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1438 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1429 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1550 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1468 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1390 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1331 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 789 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1328 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 753 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 762 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 760 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1351 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1417 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 808 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1452 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 837 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1333 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1349 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1421 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1293 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1321 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 1221 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1381 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1311 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1339 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1312 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1408 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 1217 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1556 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1323 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1317 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1239 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1330 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 835 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 767 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1273 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1252 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1294 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1354 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1297 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 782 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1432 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1363 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1521 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1298 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 756 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 909 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 761 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1491 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1267 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 740 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 791 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1267 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 779 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1227 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1442 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1275 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 787 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1272 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1407 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 1214 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1325 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1476 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 1860 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1290 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1527 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1356 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 1159 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 846 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 844 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1453 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1496 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1299 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1340 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 748 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 1206 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 707 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1264 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 1850 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1412 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1357 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1360 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1246 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1510 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1324 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 796 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 765 Views
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