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Different kinds of answers. nossy Send a noteboard - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?

Steroids.

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?

I usually keep everything tucked in.

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whatever I wanted.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?

Put it in a bigger trash can.

5. Who ARE you?

If you don't know, I'm not telling you.

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?

Because that works. I also blew in the cartridges.

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?

Most foods in American stores are unnatural.
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 1400 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 1168 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 1227 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 1102 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 1192 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 1137 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 1247 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 1168 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 1204 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 1175 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 1155 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 1274 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 1111 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 1090 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 1142 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 1083 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 1219 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 1118 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 558 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 1464 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 1106 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 1463 Views
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