Wait...Jesus wasn't an Aryan? Why would the Führer ever lie to me?
Tom Send a noteboard - 22/11/2017 05:07:55 PM
I very distinctly remember pictures of Jesus from the Golden Children's Bible and he has blond hair and blue eyes. He clearly came from Valhalla to save the Aryan children.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
Most Everything You Learned About Thanksgiving Is Wrong
- 21/11/2017 03:23:22 PM
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I'm so glad they didn't eat turkey - it gives me more ammunition when I refuse to eat turkey
- 21/11/2017 05:19:04 PM
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I didn't eat a turkey for Thanksgiving until my 20s. Growing up it was either goose or duck.
- 21/11/2017 05:24:35 PM
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It causes issues every year
- 21/11/2017 08:29:56 PM
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A month later we celebrate a much more fraudulent holiday
- 22/11/2017 02:01:33 AM
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Wait...Jesus wasn't an Aryan? Why would the Führer ever lie to me?
- 22/11/2017 05:07:55 PM
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I would have liked to have seen some of those pictures.
- 22/11/2017 11:10:11 PM
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It's been around since at least 1965 and is still in print.
- 22/11/2017 11:29:57 PM
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That's just...wrong. I can't imagine taking a blond god seriously enough to worship *NM*
- 23/11/2017 08:09:17 AM
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I don't know. Have you seen Chris Hemsworth as Thor? I'd worship that. A lot.
- 23/11/2017 01:45:19 PM
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I thought he was red-haired, pre-Marvel. When he was actually worshiped.
- 24/11/2017 06:15:40 PM
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I don't remember anything I learned about Thanksgiving, so that's probably fine.
- 22/11/2017 08:21:16 AM
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A place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes *NM*
- 22/11/2017 04:50:34 PM
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This post is dark sided!
- 23/11/2017 05:37:40 AM
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- 23/11/2017 01:43:55 PM
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Turns out her youngest daughter became a cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints.
- 23/11/2017 11:32:05 AM
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- 23/11/2017 01:43:55 PM
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I'm pretty sure most things anyone learns about anything are wrong.
- 27/11/2017 03:39:16 PM
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