If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
Most Everything You Learned About Thanksgiving Is Wrong
21/11/2017 03:23:22 PM
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I'm so glad they didn't eat turkey - it gives me more ammunition when I refuse to eat turkey
21/11/2017 05:19:04 PM
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I didn't eat a turkey for Thanksgiving until my 20s. Growing up it was either goose or duck.
21/11/2017 05:24:35 PM
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It causes issues every year
21/11/2017 08:29:56 PM
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A month later we celebrate a much more fraudulent holiday
22/11/2017 02:01:33 AM
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Wait...Jesus wasn't an Aryan? Why would the Führer ever lie to me?
22/11/2017 05:07:55 PM
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I would have liked to have seen some of those pictures.
22/11/2017 11:10:11 PM
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It's been around since at least 1965 and is still in print.
22/11/2017 11:29:57 PM
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That's just...wrong. I can't imagine taking a blond god seriously enough to worship *NM*
23/11/2017 08:09:17 AM
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I don't know. Have you seen Chris Hemsworth as Thor? I'd worship that. A lot.
23/11/2017 01:45:19 PM
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I thought he was red-haired, pre-Marvel. When he was actually worshiped.
24/11/2017 06:15:40 PM
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I don't remember anything I learned about Thanksgiving, so that's probably fine.
22/11/2017 08:21:16 AM
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A place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes *NM*
22/11/2017 04:50:34 PM
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This post is dark sided!
23/11/2017 05:37:40 AM
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Turns out her youngest daughter became a cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints.
23/11/2017 11:32:05 AM
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I'm pretty sure most things anyone learns about anything are wrong.
27/11/2017 03:39:16 PM
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