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By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? Larry Send a noteboard - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM
It serves its purpose, just like any airport novel, it's written well enough to convey its rip roaring type story, and it does it relatively well.

Now if we are talking written to a standard that would satisfy elitist literary snobs? Then no, it'll never do that. But then since I daresay 90% of people have no idea about what literary conventions satisfy a 'well written' book, and instead just like what they like, which in most cases is a story rather than how 'well' it's written, that's fine.


I recently finished revisiting several children's/YA stories that I read and enjoyed when I was 9-12 years old. By those standards, the turgid prose, the unnecessary interruptions to refer to the game's imagined past, the stock characterizations, all of those were poor compared to say The Wind in the Willows, the Ramona series, or several others. It may be that because I didn't encounter these books when I was learning to deal with hormones that there is nothing that appeals to me, but I doubt my dim opinion of them is anything inveterate ;)

But the comment about how many people might not know what a "good book" is would not be something that I would share, ironically enough. I hold to that perhaps quixotic faith that some are quite aware of what is well written and that while many may favor what they themselves might label as "trash," they wouldn't hold it in any higher esteem than something to read while taking a shit ;)
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

Je suis méchant.
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Poorly written by what standard? - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1644 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1599 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1668 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1611 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1820 Views
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I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1632 Views
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Defensive much? *NM* - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 867 Views
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But they aren't. - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1615 Views
Prove it. *NM* - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 794 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1579 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1571 Views
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Both - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1529 Views
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Interesting scenario - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1535 Views
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