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Now, now... Craig Send a noteboard - 22/12/2010 07:44:16 AM
First off, it's Cannoli. You know damn well he likes to find things that piss him off and rail against them. ;)

I mean, really, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa" is a very cute and sweet little song unless--er... I mean... you DO know the Awful Truth about Santa, right...? :rolleyes:


And what's so cute and sweet about this song? This kid has a very grievous misunderstanding of human behavior if he thinks his father would be amused to see his mother making out with another man, even if he is fat and jolly. I'm pretty sure the real-world ramifications would be more along the lines of "What a laugh it would have been to see Santa brutally assaulted for poaching another man's wife"...
I am made of poison.
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What the heck were old-timey kids into?! Cannoli - 22/12/2010 02:18:07 AM 1056 Views
I honestly don't understand what's depressing about Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas..? *NM* Craig - 22/12/2010 04:05:04 AM 199 Views
That one's the soporifc tune, rather than the lyrics. Cannoli - 22/12/2010 05:17:52 AM 471 Views
Hm, okay. You're not the first person I've heard it from, though. Craig - 22/12/2010 06:51:35 AM 478 Views
No, but I feel safe around old guys with shovels. Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:32:28 AM 434 Views
Find and listen to the James Taylor version. Sareitha Sedai - 22/12/2010 02:10:21 PM 405 Views
Still nothin'. ~shrug~ *NM* Craig - 23/12/2010 03:35:42 AM 221 Views
Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history. Tom - 22/12/2010 05:42:15 AM 5545 Views
George Bush or George Dub-ya Bush doesn't fit. But Barack Obama, on the other hand... Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:30:53 AM 604 Views
Has five? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 23/12/2010 03:03:16 AM 210 Views
Re: Santa Claus is Coming to Town sounds like every totalitarian regime in history. TaskmasterJack - 23/12/2010 03:04:14 AM 598 Views
Okay. I was drunk when posting. Four-syllable names work well, too. Tom - 24/12/2010 02:15:32 PM 424 Views
I'm never sure if you're serious, trolling or just looking for things to get you pissed. Joel - 22/12/2010 07:12:24 AM 468 Views
Now, now... Craig - 22/12/2010 07:44:16 AM 931 Views
I'm talking about the psychological effect on the kid who THINKS his mom is fooling around *NM* Cannoli - 22/12/2010 08:25:00 AM 177 Views
I'm not sure how much a kid could appreciate the trauma. Joel - 24/12/2010 12:08:12 AM 517 Views
I love that book! I got for Christmas in 89 . Cannoli - 25/12/2010 01:35:27 AM 540 Views
Yeah, we were discussing realingment the other day. Joel - 25/12/2010 01:36:44 PM 639 Views
It always bugs me during a game when I see a guy who's playing good but his rating drops from a pick Cannoli - 31/12/2010 07:28:55 AM 555 Views
Yeah, I know that feeling; I wish they'd factor in the field position change. Joel - 08/01/2011 02:52:13 AM 597 Views
well you can expect a lump of coal in your stocking *NM* random thoughts - 22/12/2010 05:23:29 PM 188 Views
Ooo, a Cannoli Post! ßelals Girl - 24/12/2010 06:04:42 PM 672 Views
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