It is a beautiful day in the summer of 2020. AERYN is walking through a park that has been carefully groomed by ROBOT GARDENERS. She is accompanied by her husband, BLACKMAN #20001. They are smiling, holding hands, and just in general being a sickeningly cute couple.
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AERYN: Oh, my love! What a wonderful day! I couldn't be happier!

BLACKMAN #20001: Too true, dearest! It's been simply marvelous! What say we take out hoverboards down to the cove after this, what what?

AERYN: That sounds simply divine.

As the couple walks past a DIPPIN' DOTS (The Ice Cream of the Future!) stand, they are suddenly accosted by a BLACK WOMAN. She is dressed in RAGS, and is WEEPING.
BLACK WOMAN: sobbing Oh, what a world, what a world! If only I had a successful, educated black husband! But the white girls! They stole them! They STOLE them from me!

She begins to WAIL and GNASH HER TEETH, but suddenly sees our HAPPY, INTERRACIAL HEROES, and stops.
BLACK WOMAN: YOU! YOU STOLE MY HUSBAND! She launches herself at AERYN
BLACK WOMAN: BITCH, I'LL PULL OUT YOUR WEAVE!
AERYN: THIS ISN'T A WEAVE!

Because in the future, 30 Rock references will still be hilarious
BM 2K1: Miss, unhand my wife! He goes TOTALLY NINJA on the BLACK WOMAN
BM 2K1: Now, I'm sorry, but I adore this woman. I hope one day you can find the love that we share.

BLACK WOMAN: Nooooooooo! You should be miiiiiiiine! All other black men are in jail, apparently! Oh, what a world, what a world, who would have thought some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful racial purity!?


I'M MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTINGGGGGGGGGGG!




AERYN is not without compassion, however. She blows a small whistle, and a ROBOT DOG suddenly runs out of the bushes.
AERYN: Robone! I want you to stay with this woman-shaped puddle of goo. You're hers now, ok?

ROBONE lets out an adorable synthesized bark, and then begins to engage his comforting and licking subroutines.
BLACK WOMAN: GURGLING, because she is now a PUDDLE OF GOO I'm... so alone. Will... will you love me?



THE SUN sets, causing the sky to alight in an inferno of pinks and oranges, as if the HEAVENS THEMSELVES are celebrating AERYN'S LOVE. But really it's just from all the pollutants in the air.

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