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Pshhh, you say it's impossible and then go on to explain how it could be done. Sareitha Sedai Send a noteboard - 28/04/2011 04:02:33 PM
Both of his parents are dead, all four of his grandparents are dead. Furthermore Obama's mother and maternal grandmother were cremated after their deaths.

Thus to prove via DNA evidence you will have to do a combination of digging up the remaining grandparents and father gravesites. In combination you will have to obtain dna samples from the remaining people via "artifacts" they have left such as hair on combs.

You think that even if Obama did so that this would satisfy the conspiracy nuts.



Nothing less will satisfy me

If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.

"The trophy problem has become extreme."
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Obama's birthcert is out. - 27/04/2011 02:55:27 PM 1559 Views
But...but... - 27/04/2011 03:43:55 PM 1020 Views
Of course, that is why he has now released it - 27/04/2011 04:00:06 PM 871 Views
what's wrong with that? *NM* - 27/04/2011 04:06:45 PM 345 Views
sorry, didn't notice the underneath. *NM* - 27/04/2011 04:10:54 PM 385 Views
and a socialist *NM* - 27/04/2011 04:13:03 PM 470 Views
Even worse, he's a Democrat. - 27/04/2011 04:26:40 PM 916 Views
no reason to be redundant *NM* - 27/04/2011 04:30:59 PM 387 Views
Well, this thread reminded me I meant to comment on the other one this morning. - 27/04/2011 06:30:10 PM 908 Views
and you reply reminds why I should trying to discuss and issue with is such a chore - 27/04/2011 07:03:19 PM 815 Views
Merely using a convenient example. - 27/04/2011 08:00:24 PM 969 Views
I thought he was a communist? *NM* - 27/04/2011 11:07:24 PM 403 Views
socialist is the new communist *NM* - 28/04/2011 04:48:19 AM 402 Views
I am glad to see he finally released it - 27/04/2011 04:14:54 PM 829 Views
Hopefully. *NM* - 27/04/2011 06:28:00 PM 381 Views
good. now the only people who still question his citizenship will be professional nutjobs - 27/04/2011 04:30:16 PM 893 Views
"Professional nutjobs"; nice phrase. - 27/04/2011 06:47:51 PM 874 Views
So, no change, then. *NM* - 28/04/2011 02:06:08 PM 435 Views
no, it will simply require all the amateurs to either hang it up or turn pro *NM* - 28/04/2011 08:47:24 PM 375 Views
that was funny *NM* - 28/04/2011 08:50:53 PM 429 Views
This whole thing is amazingly annoying. - 27/04/2011 05:02:56 PM 913 Views
seconded *NM* - 27/04/2011 05:25:38 PM 382 Views
Thirded *NM* - 27/04/2011 05:37:21 PM 377 Views
Quaded. *NM* - 28/04/2011 03:55:30 PM 434 Views
...Pentupted? *NM* - 29/04/2011 05:03:21 AM 420 Views
Then you'll love this. - 28/04/2011 06:34:40 AM 1054 Views
His mother was only 18? Interesting. *NM* - 27/04/2011 07:04:40 PM 353 Views
It took long enough to forge it.....now let's see that college transcript. *NM* - 27/04/2011 08:04:55 PM 424 Views
*NM* - 27/04/2011 08:31:14 PM 457 Views
Honestly. *NM* - 27/04/2011 11:16:42 PM 369 Views
Re: Yeah man! - 27/04/2011 11:52:17 PM 996 Views
You do know he was in the top ten percent of his class in Harvard Law right? *NM* - 28/04/2011 01:24:15 AM 404 Views
He was also an average student at an only decent undergrad school.....so how did he get..... - 28/04/2011 01:50:34 AM 944 Views
High LSAT scores. But please, tell us how you think law school admissions work. *NM* - 28/04/2011 04:35:40 AM 388 Views
*NM* - 28/04/2011 07:13:29 AM 388 Views
God knows I've spent enough time stressing about them lately. *NM* - 28/04/2011 08:07:23 AM 356 Views
You didn't answer the question - 28/04/2011 04:41:53 AM 830 Views
Why did it take so long for him to release it? - 28/04/2011 05:05:12 AM 896 Views
the issue should have never gotten so much momentum to begin with - 28/04/2011 06:19:50 AM 925 Views
the issue should have never gotten so much momentum to begin with - 28/04/2011 06:21:44 AM 855 Views
What should he release next? - 28/04/2011 03:03:58 PM 917 Views
DNA proving those are actually his parents *NM* - 28/04/2011 03:06:32 PM 357 Views
I am not joking, but that is impossible - 28/04/2011 04:00:17 PM 850 Views
Pshhh, you say it's impossible and then go on to explain how it could be done. - 28/04/2011 04:02:33 PM 891 Views
Might want to check his quantum signature for a match to the general populace as well. - 29/04/2011 01:28:22 AM 761 Views
You see that conspiracy theory actually makes sense - 29/04/2011 04:32:18 AM 805 Views
That thing is fake! You can tell easily by looking at the the... - 28/04/2011 04:08:53 PM 960 Views
The box that says "Hung: Like a fucking horse." is what tipped me off to him making it himself. *NM* - 29/04/2011 01:30:23 AM 414 Views
You mean that's not on all birth certificates? *NM* - 29/04/2011 02:26:37 PM 386 Views
I think it's the swearing that makes it suspicious. *NM* - 30/04/2011 12:30:09 AM 403 Views

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