I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
And certainly not every liberal is a genius, that is true.
Even my close friends who are conservative are that way personally and not generally. Not to mention that they are often religious because they were raised that way. (I'm looking at my Mormon friend who voted for Obama, bless her heart.)
Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position. - Bill Maher
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