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Stupid answers. Nate Send a noteboard - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM
1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?


Pre-placed timed demolition explosives.

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?


I always use the one on the right. If there's someone left-handed in the row, well, tough luck. Should have thought of that before you were born left-handed, eh?

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


You've successfully failed.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?


Throw it into a bigger trash can.

5. Who ARE you?


I don't get the trick with this one. Am I missing something? I'm me.

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?


The same reason you move your mouse around the computer screen when it's busy.

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?


Yes. That was easy.
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 1402 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 1170 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 1229 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 1102 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 1193 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 1137 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 1247 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 1168 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 1206 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 1175 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 1156 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 1276 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 1111 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 1092 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 1142 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 1083 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 1221 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 1120 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 558 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 1465 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 1108 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 1465 Views
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