1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?
Pre-placed timed demolition explosives.
2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?
I always use the one on the right. If there's someone left-handed in the row, well, tough luck. Should have thought of that before you were born left-handed, eh?
3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You've successfully failed.
4. How do you throw away a trash can?
Throw it into a bigger trash can.
5. Who ARE you?
I don't get the trick with this one. Am I missing something? I'm me.
6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?
The same reason you move your mouse around the computer screen when it's busy.
7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?
Yes. That was easy.
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Stupid Questions!
- 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM
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Stupid answers.
- 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM
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"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. 
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- 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM
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- 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM
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On an Animaniacs kick, are we?
- 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM
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So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! 
*contacts lawyer*
- 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM
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*contacts lawyer*
- 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM
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Re: Stupid Questions!
- 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM
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Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic.
- 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM
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My stupid answers...
- 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM
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Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM*
- 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM
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Re: Stupid Questions!
- 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM
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