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9) Came close to being jumped by a squirrel in Washington Square.
Did you make eye contact? Flirt? Wear something nice? What went wrong? Why didn't it want to jump you? You're a nice guy, sounds like you're in good shape...you know, it was probably stuck up. You can do better. You'll find a nice one someday, who will make you very happy.
9) Came close to being jumped by a squirrel in Washington Square.
Did you make eye contact? Flirt? Wear something nice? What went wrong? Why didn't it want to jump you? You're a nice guy, sounds like you're in good shape...you know, it was probably stuck up. You can do better. You'll find a nice one someday, who will make you very happy.
You know, reaching into my pocket for my phone, it probably thought I was reaching for peanuts or something tasty like that. Probably shouldn't have led it on or have taken advantage of it like that.
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie
Je suis méchant.
Je suis méchant.
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25/05/2017 03:47:01 AM
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Larry is fitter at 42 than he was at 32
25/05/2017 04:20:50 AM
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Maybe, but certainly more than 2-3 years ago
25/05/2017 05:05:39 AM
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No man, he is an original, why become a Simulacra in a Simulation in order to just recreate the past
25/05/2017 12:50:21 PM
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Are you too now wanting a bit of cash to pray for world peace?
25/05/2017 02:22:39 PM
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No Larry, I do not want to solve the puzzle, I do not want world peace
25/05/2017 03:26:50 PM
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You probably should have made more of an effort
25/05/2017 11:13:47 AM
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I think I was sending mixed signals to the squirrel
25/05/2017 02:21:19 PM
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