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I think I was sending mixed signals to the squirrel Larry Send a noteboard - 25/05/2017 02:21:19 PM

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9) Came close to being jumped by a squirrel in Washington Square.

Did you make eye contact? Flirt? Wear something nice? What went wrong? Why didn't it want to jump you? You're a nice guy, sounds like you're in good shape...you know, it was probably stuck up. You can do better. You'll find a nice one someday, who will make you very happy.

You know, reaching into my pocket for my phone, it probably thought I was reaching for peanuts or something tasty like that. Probably shouldn't have led it on or have taken advantage of it like that.

Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

Je suis méchant.
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I think I was sending mixed signals to the squirrel Larry - 25/05/2017 02:21:19 PM 289 Views
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