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"The trophy problem has become extreme."
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
Most Everything You Learned About Thanksgiving Is Wrong
- 21/11/2017 03:23:22 PM
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I'm so glad they didn't eat turkey - it gives me more ammunition when I refuse to eat turkey
- 21/11/2017 05:19:04 PM
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I didn't eat a turkey for Thanksgiving until my 20s. Growing up it was either goose or duck.
- 21/11/2017 05:24:35 PM
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It causes issues every year
- 21/11/2017 08:29:56 PM
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A month later we celebrate a much more fraudulent holiday
- 22/11/2017 02:01:33 AM
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Wait...Jesus wasn't an Aryan? Why would the Führer ever lie to me?
- 22/11/2017 05:07:55 PM
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I would have liked to have seen some of those pictures.
- 22/11/2017 11:10:11 PM
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It's been around since at least 1965 and is still in print.
- 22/11/2017 11:29:57 PM
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That's just...wrong. I can't imagine taking a blond god seriously enough to worship *NM*
- 23/11/2017 08:09:17 AM
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I don't know. Have you seen Chris Hemsworth as Thor? I'd worship that. A lot.
- 23/11/2017 01:45:19 PM
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I thought he was red-haired, pre-Marvel. When he was actually worshiped.
- 24/11/2017 06:15:40 PM
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I don't remember anything I learned about Thanksgiving, so that's probably fine.
- 22/11/2017 08:21:16 AM
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A place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes *NM*
- 22/11/2017 04:50:34 PM
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This post is dark sided!
- 23/11/2017 05:37:40 AM
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Turns out her youngest daughter became a cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints.
- 23/11/2017 11:32:05 AM
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I'm pretty sure most things anyone learns about anything are wrong.
- 27/11/2017 03:39:16 PM
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