Let me try a different approach:
February 2014 - Hunter Biden is dishonorably discharged from the Naval Reserve for crack cocaine abuse.
March 2014 - Joe Biden is appointed as the special representative of the Obama Administration for the Ukraine. Burisma is under investigation.
April 2014 - Hunter Biden is appointed to the Board of Burisma.
May 2014 - Poroshenko wins Presidential election.
Spring 2016 - Prosecutor Viktor Shokin is rumored to be investigating Burisma.
Spring 2016 - Joe Biden gets Viktor Shokin fired. He is replaced by Yuri Lutsenko, who despite being the "chief lawyer" of the country has no law degree.
April 2019 - Poroshenko loses to Zelensky. Hunter Biden is fired. He isn't going to protect Burisma anymore because the protection was premised on Poroshenko being President. It was Poroshenko who wanted to keep his contacts with the Democrats good.
July 2019 - Trump asks Zelensky to investigate the Bidens and Burisma, among other requests (CrowdStrike).
August 2019 - Zelensky gets rid of Lutsenko. Ciaramella (Pajama Boy Whistleblower) freaks out when Vindman improperly tells him because they know now there might be an investigation. They contact Schiff to stop the investigation by starting the impeachment process. Schiff recommends a whistleblower complaint.
September 2019 - the whistleblower complaint is made by Ciaramella, the House starts talking about impeachment.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
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