You all wake up, and break into the stash of tea and biscuits that are always kept in the library's office.
Most of you look a little rumpled- sleeping on the floor of a library will do that to you- but Yunalesca is impeccable, not a hair out of place. You wish you looked as good as him.
Yunalesca sips his tea and stares off into the distance. This is the face of a philosopher-king.
Yunalesca speaks. "First! Get out here!"
The image of Mrs. Summers appears once more. "What do YOU want, do-gooder?" she sneers, but keeps her distance. Even though Yuna couldn't possibly hurt her with his mastery of dozens of martial arts styles, she obviously doesn't want to take any chances.
"End this farce now. We both know that you'll never win. Truth and good will always prevail!" Yunalesca smiles, the sun glinting off his teeth. "And you're really nothing more than a ghost. I've fought cybernetic demons, gods, and Incan mummies. What do you think you could possibly do?"
The First flinches, Yunalesca's words obviously striking a nerve. "Pitiful mortal! You will see this "farce" through, or you will all die! Bwahahahah!"
You all stare at her, wondering why she is acting like a cartoon villain. She coughs nervously, and disappears.
"Right." Yunalesca claps his hands and laughs, a sound like the chiming of bells. He's so hot. "Let's get this over with. I have a half dozen supermodels I'm taking out to dinner this week, and I can't be cooped up in a library filled with books that I wrote!"
The rest of you look around. Everyone seems to be here. You just know that with the help of Yunalesca, you can do anything!
*MySmiley*
The best things in life are weird:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Paigeofmaces
“Brave Hobo, defend me as I flee!”
I have the face of a philosopher-king
The best things in life are weird:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Paigeofmaces
“Brave Hobo, defend me as I flee!”
I have the face of a philosopher-king
Day 2: Superstar
- 28/10/2012 03:45:56 PM
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Jonathan is precisely who Yunalesca claimed to be. *NM*
- 28/10/2012 08:24:47 PM
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EBWOP This was supposed to be a reply to Taiga's post, above. *NM*
- 28/10/2012 08:25:16 PM
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Re: Jonathan is precisely who Yunalesca claimed to be.
- 29/10/2012 10:04:52 AM
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Re: Jonathan is precisely who Yunalesca claimed to be.
- 29/10/2012 05:35:31 PM
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No, that's option 3 - I get that
- 29/10/2012 07:38:27 PM
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I don't think that does work.
- 30/10/2012 02:34:34 AM
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The Cairhien Game
- 30/10/2012 03:16:53 AM
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Yeah, but in the Cairhien game, the Darkfriends were a sideshow 
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- 30/10/2012 04:05:02 AM
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.
- 30/10/2012 04:05:02 AM
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Interesting results
- 29/10/2012 02:52:26 AM
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What now?
- 31/10/2012 07:39:04 AM
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I think we should hear about Night Messages
- 31/10/2012 08:50:27 AM
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You were targeted?
- 02/11/2012 12:15:13 AM
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Hypocopping [TABLE] [Edit 2]
- 02/11/2012 04:12:42 PM
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My understanding of the votes from Yesterday.
- 05/11/2012 12:16:56 PM
998 Views
Well, if even this does not elicit a response in twelve+ hours...
- 06/11/2012 07:22:01 AM
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Well, I'll give you that I only voted on Ranagrande because deadline was approaching.
- 06/11/2012 08:14:45 AM
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Re: Well, I'll give you that I only voted on Ranagrande because deadline was approaching.
- 07/11/2012 07:43:45 AM
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I just don't understand how you can consider these not to be strong enough cases.
- 07/11/2012 09:22:50 AM
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I still haven't heard the case
- 08/11/2012 12:54:48 AM
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Yuna's role
- 06/11/2012 10:16:36 AM
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Most important question!
- 07/11/2012 01:34:54 PM
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correction: it was a Night Resolution message *NM*
- 07/11/2012 11:16:38 PM
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So you are roled and had a Night Action? *NM*
- 08/11/2012 12:34:48 AM
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No, I was the target of a night action... *NM*
- 08/11/2012 07:52:35 AM
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Strange. Targets of Night Actions wouldn't normally get a Resolution Message.
- 08/11/2012 03:57:57 PM
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i guess due to Tagia biome's blunder i'd better role claim soon
- 07/11/2012 10:53:24 PM
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*NM*
you shouldn't necessarily claim because it's very plausible I misinterpreted the message *NM*
- 07/11/2012 11:22:32 PM
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Power! Internet! Bwaha!
- 09/11/2012 09:04:18 PM
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No worries man.
- 09/11/2012 10:02:50 PM
798 Views
Nothing too bad...
- 09/11/2012 10:22:43 PM
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I'm working my way through the game now. Would you like a hyppocop? *NM*
- 09/11/2012 10:23:15 PM
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So now what? *NM*
- 11/11/2012 10:06:43 PM
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Can I ask for reasons...?
- 11/11/2012 10:08:11 PM
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Either they investigated/tracked/whatever them and that's the result they got,
- 11/11/2012 10:19:05 PM
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I feel like I have been advised in past games....
- 13/11/2012 01:43:10 AM
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*NM*
So some thoughts... also FOS: Taiga
- 13/11/2012 07:46:14 PM
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I should point out...
- 14/11/2012 05:48:45 PM
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Hey, let's kill someone! *NM*
- 18/11/2012 12:52:34 AM
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Well, you already know my favourite . *NM*
- 18/11/2012 03:13:53 AM
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. *NM*
- 18/11/2012 03:13:53 AM
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Someone else 
*NM*
- 18/11/2012 03:37:26 AM
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*NM*
- 18/11/2012 03:37:26 AM
575 Views
Yeah, I'll probably do that.
- 18/11/2012 08:01:38 AM
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That would seem to take us back to ? and Stephen, or some alternate plan
- 18/11/2012 10:24:16 AM
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Re: That would seem to take us back to ? and Stephen, or some alternate plan
- 19/11/2012 06:11:18 PM
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time to make a choice
- 19/11/2012 08:15:41 PM
811 Views
Hardly anything to defend myself?
- 19/11/2012 08:41:32 PM
785 Views
I concur.
- 20/11/2012 11:11:11 AM
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Also, we still haven't got a decent explanation from Taiga.
- 20/11/2012 11:16:41 AM
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Re: Also, we still haven't got a decent explanation from Taiga.
- 20/11/2012 01:44:15 PM
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again
- 20/11/2012 06:23:22 PM
808 Views
It's not entirely unusual to get messages when targeted by actions...
- 20/11/2012 06:57:14 PM
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Vote: Yunalesca *NM*
- 20/11/2012 08:42:05 PM
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Re: again
- 21/11/2012 12:49:49 AM
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clarification
- 21/11/2012 05:10:41 PM
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Well, yeah...
- 21/11/2012 06:21:23 PM
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Umm...Idea.
- 22/11/2012 02:05:14 AM
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That's not what it sounded like. *NM*
- 22/11/2012 01:12:46 AM
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I'm just throwing this out there.
- 18/11/2012 10:13:22 PM
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Ooh... what an interesting idea.
- 19/11/2012 07:46:22 PM
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Unless Rana was a SK, itr doens't change the dynamics of the NK, or lack thereof *NM*
- 20/11/2012 05:49:40 AM
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Yes, well that's what I was starting to wonder. Was Rana acting alone?
- 20/11/2012 07:18:37 AM
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RBIRL
- 22/11/2012 10:40:44 PM
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Find out who's doing the airship mod and tell him to hurry up *NM*
- 22/11/2012 11:03:48 PM
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Right... *NM*
- 25/11/2012 05:23:59 PM
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Left... *NM*
- 25/11/2012 09:37:20 PM
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Ah someone lives!
- 25/11/2012 09:58:03 PM
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I do live too..
- 26/11/2012 09:14:02 AM
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Unvote
- 26/11/2012 06:34:47 PM
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But that'd make three scum...
- 26/11/2012 08:40:36 PM
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Before we hammer here... can we get a RC from Stephen?
- 26/11/2012 11:10:57 PM
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Sorry, I've been ill.
- 28/11/2012 02:46:20 PM
852 Views
That's a bold claim.
- 29/11/2012 03:28:43 AM
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Well, I have suspected Taiga from pretty much the first minute as I have previously documented.
- 29/11/2012 02:01:37 PM
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Why would you Watch someone you suspected? You track them - Vote: Stephen
- 29/11/2012 06:13:20 PM
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Vote: Stephen
- 30/11/2012 06:38:59 AM
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back from Minecon...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *NM*
- 26/11/2012 07:16:28 PM
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^^ *NM*