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I don't think Dan Brown is a stellar writer. Tom Send a noteboard - 17/09/2009 08:11:41 PM
I'm just also not one of the morons who voted for WoT as the best fantasy series ever on the Quickpoll.

Of course Brown doesn't develop his characters as much - he writes essentially stand-alone thrillers. To my mind, that makes Jordan's failure as a writer even more egregious. He had the opportunity and he certainly took the time. He meandered his way through five books (7-11) with actual action that could have been condensed to one if they were as tightly written as books 1-6.

My point isn't that Brown is great. It's that virtually everything that people accuse him of can be found in the other writers that the critics like. Period.

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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Why is it that so many people hate Dan Brown? - 14/09/2009 09:24:31 PM 2698 Views
His prose is bad. Very bad. - 14/09/2009 09:28:28 PM 1530 Views
It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:30:17 PM 1369 Views
Re: It's not any worse than Robert Jordan's prose. I'd say it's better, in fact. - 14/09/2009 09:32:44 PM 1501 Views
In defense of italics... - 14/09/2009 11:58:35 PM 1463 Views
Re: In defense of italics... - 15/09/2009 08:02:56 AM 1444 Views
I just rechecked... - 15/09/2009 11:17:23 AM 1365 Views
Thereby... - 15/09/2009 10:31:44 PM 1385 Views
I have a problem with comparing those italics. - 15/09/2009 10:33:53 PM 1383 Views
Oh probably - 15/09/2009 10:40:15 PM 1395 Views
Hehe - 15/09/2009 10:42:23 PM 1488 Views
In defense of nothing in particular... - 15/09/2009 11:16:09 PM 1465 Views
Re: Thereby... - 16/09/2009 10:40:18 AM 1530 Views
I love that line, and nothing you say will change that. - 15/09/2009 11:15:29 PM 1401 Views
That line is great - 15/09/2009 11:21:03 PM 1429 Views
Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 04:46:06 AM 1372 Views
Wow, the vehemence. - 15/09/2009 05:55:38 AM 1437 Views
Riddle me this, Batman - if he weren't dying, would he have even done that? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:53:57 PM 787 Views
Yes. - 15/09/2009 03:38:34 PM 1373 Views
burn *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:24:49 PM 668 Views
Relevant post as always Celia *NM* - 15/09/2009 11:36:34 PM 734 Views
So you say... - 16/09/2009 02:17:47 AM 1351 Views
No, he didn't. - 16/09/2009 04:44:31 AM 1468 Views
Re: Jordan didn't have the good sense TO FINISH ANY FUCKING PLOT THREAD - 15/09/2009 08:05:26 AM 1402 Views
His attitude to history isn't really any different from that of most writers - 15/09/2009 01:54:55 PM 1416 Views
Except - 15/09/2009 04:56:23 PM 1398 Views
And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 02:59:03 PM 1484 Views
Re: And ALSO except - 17/09/2009 05:27:40 PM 1370 Views
I vehemently disagree with this! - 14/09/2009 09:33:05 PM 1652 Views
How many chapters of Aes Sedai dresses and horse names did we go through in his books? - 15/09/2009 04:45:04 AM 1417 Views
I'd have a slow moving plot to fast moving nonsense any day. - 15/09/2009 05:36:20 AM 1491 Views
With Jordan, that movement was glacial - 15/09/2009 01:58:08 PM 1355 Views
so...your problem with jordan is that you're impatient? - 15/09/2009 04:26:07 PM 1326 Views
How many of us can say we're not antsy to know what happened? - 15/09/2009 05:03:24 PM 1380 Views
So plot progression is all that matters? What about the other stuff I mentioned? *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:50:06 PM 678 Views
Jordan's characters are just as two-dimensional as Brown's - 16/09/2009 02:17:19 AM 1342 Views
Bull... - 16/09/2009 03:15:49 AM 1352 Views
No, I think you're just blinded by liking WoT - 17/09/2009 03:00:28 PM 1339 Views
No, you seem to be blinded by disliking him, more like. - 17/09/2009 06:25:21 PM 1356 Views
It's not hyperbole. - 17/09/2009 08:13:47 PM 1378 Views
Yeah like that's not the case with you and Dan Brown. - 17/09/2009 06:56:37 PM 1400 Views
I don't think Dan Brown is a stellar writer. - 17/09/2009 08:11:41 PM 1383 Views
Heh. It was "favourite" fantasy series not "best". - 17/09/2009 08:19:02 PM 1331 Views
Then why defend him? - 18/09/2009 12:14:35 AM 1338 Views
No - 18/09/2009 10:09:02 AM 1493 Views
Examples. - 17/09/2009 01:53:21 AM 1581 Views
LOL - 17/09/2009 03:16:23 PM 1404 Views
Because he is shit? - 14/09/2009 09:38:59 PM 1666 Views
Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 04:43:24 AM 1440 Views
Re: Camilla, you've read shit before and liked it. - 15/09/2009 08:04:18 AM 1360 Views
Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 01:58:54 PM 1382 Views
Re: Yes, I was talking about the book. - 15/09/2009 04:56:53 PM 1299 Views
Also - 14/09/2009 09:41:25 PM 1417 Views
Hate is a strong word. - 14/09/2009 09:44:02 PM 1458 Views
Nicely put. *NM* - 14/09/2009 09:46:03 PM 677 Views
*NM* - 15/09/2009 04:16:35 AM 701 Views
He still didn't dick around with us as long as Robert Jordan did. *NM* - 15/09/2009 04:41:01 AM 710 Views
I'm not disagreeing with you on that one. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:12:52 PM 735 Views
Elitism and frustration he sells so much and better authors don't? - 14/09/2009 09:51:39 PM 1342 Views
I think so. - 15/09/2009 04:40:20 AM 1431 Views
you thought meyers was entertaining???? - 15/09/2009 04:28:48 PM 1342 Views
You thought it wasn't entertaining? - 15/09/2009 07:42:06 PM 1327 Views
I would phrase that 'better' authors - 15/09/2009 10:29:54 PM 1354 Views
Okay, fair enough. - 15/09/2009 11:16:56 PM 1297 Views
Given that I know nothing about Dan Brown - 14/09/2009 09:54:15 PM 1460 Views
Pfft! ~locks your reply~ - 14/09/2009 10:00:23 PM 1367 Views
ooo, lock me baby! - 14/09/2009 10:12:48 PM 1429 Views
A couple of the above points, and Suspension of Disbelief. - 14/09/2009 10:23:26 PM 1435 Views
Good point about the "Ridiculous Things", that bugged me too. - 14/09/2009 10:35:32 PM 1476 Views
there is a difference between a book, which is a respectable medium, and a hollywood movie. - 14/09/2009 10:41:06 PM 1365 Views
There is really only a difference if you're looking for some higher learnin' - 14/09/2009 10:52:39 PM 1426 Views
That statement makes no sense. *NM* - 14/09/2009 10:55:53 PM 598 Views
She must have been reading too much Dan Brown. - 14/09/2009 10:58:51 PM 1329 Views
Yes it does - 14/09/2009 11:00:41 PM 1333 Views
Only to the strangest of elitists. *NM* - 15/09/2009 12:49:53 AM 723 Views
Go read screenplays for fun, populist. *NM* - 15/09/2009 10:20:01 AM 728 Views
- 15/09/2009 06:25:26 PM 1338 Views
Oh, I am sorry. - 16/09/2009 11:11:07 AM 1248 Views
Well... - 14/09/2009 11:16:00 PM 1320 Views
I accept your points, but also your final statement - 15/09/2009 04:38:46 AM 1331 Views
More to the point then... people don't really need a good reason to hate something in particular. - 15/09/2009 06:00:33 AM 1426 Views
You didn't even like him as Mugatu in Zoolander? *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:47:57 PM 685 Views
Now, now. - 15/09/2009 07:03:48 PM 1332 Views
Suspension of disbelief is a relative thing - 15/09/2009 11:25:32 PM 1427 Views
Damn near everything is a relative thing. - 16/09/2009 05:25:48 AM 1398 Views
I'm indifferent to him - 15/09/2009 01:14:37 AM 1371 Views
If you're indifferent, you are apparently in a minority. - 15/09/2009 04:36:28 AM 1357 Views
To put Brown's mediocrity in perspective, read Da Vinci and then Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. *NM* - 15/09/2009 01:32:11 AM 720 Views
Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:49:28 AM 1308 Views
Re: Eh, I enjoyed DaVinci better. You can all crucify me now. - 15/09/2009 01:54:17 AM 1449 Views
Re: Rose - 15/09/2009 02:16:53 AM 1332 Views
As someone who appreciated Foucault's Pendulum I don't argue his mediocrity. - 15/09/2009 04:30:31 AM 1242 Views
I agree with your last sentence strongly. - 26/09/2009 08:18:42 PM 1608 Views
I don't hate him, and I've never read any of his books - 15/09/2009 01:45:37 AM 1322 Views
He was over hyped to me. - 15/09/2009 04:15:32 AM 1343 Views
I agree it was way overhyped. - 16/09/2009 02:12:39 AM 1275 Views
Heh, I actually had the opposite. - 16/09/2009 05:26:55 AM 1364 Views
The thing I hate the most is actually the fans who suddenly "know" stuff.... - 15/09/2009 07:49:22 AM 1517 Views
Yes! *NM* - 15/09/2009 08:06:35 AM 712 Views
I try to avoid stupid people like that altogether - 15/09/2009 01:49:53 PM 1278 Views
And move to a deserted island? - 15/09/2009 02:33:01 PM 1589 Views
Those people are everywhere, but you don't have to talk to them - 17/09/2009 03:02:24 PM 1450 Views
Lol. I agree wholeheartedly. - 16/09/2009 02:17:51 AM 1430 Views
My take on why Dan Brown is so disliked. - 15/09/2009 08:51:04 AM 1451 Views
He 'true' book claims 5 million women were killed during the witch hunt - 15/09/2009 11:55:40 AM 1320 Views
I would hardly say I hate him - 15/09/2009 02:33:13 PM 1389 Views
I think it's more the totally inexplicable nature of his success - 15/09/2009 03:48:28 PM 1477 Views
Eragon and Twilight indicate all that is evil to me in the world - 15/09/2009 04:33:29 PM 1454 Views
I hardly think it's that inexplicable. - 15/09/2009 04:33:39 PM 1336 Views
Honestly, his works play on a very basic fact of human psychology., - 16/09/2009 02:23:56 AM 1461 Views
Misplaced superiority. - 15/09/2009 05:10:34 PM 1399 Views
Well, regarding goodkind... - 15/09/2009 05:23:34 PM 1401 Views
I couldn't say... - 15/09/2009 05:57:12 PM 1419 Views
It's pure literary snobbery - 15/09/2009 11:08:44 PM 1427 Views
I agree with you 100%. - 16/09/2009 02:20:11 AM 1305 Views
Very nice summary. - 16/09/2009 02:32:38 AM 1460 Views
That's more than a little unfair. - 16/09/2009 05:29:59 AM 1352 Views
Dan Brown is a snob. - 16/09/2009 06:32:21 AM 1557 Views
because all of the cool kids hate him - 15/09/2009 11:17:29 PM 1231 Views
He has an enormous schwanzstucker. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:18:37 AM 920 Views
I figured that'd set most guys against him. *NM* - 16/09/2009 01:51:56 AM 699 Views
I don't get it either. - 16/09/2009 02:01:04 AM 1320 Views
I think you'll appreciate this Tom - 16/09/2009 03:03:24 PM 1590 Views
Hmm. The sneerathon seems like a good idea. - 16/09/2009 03:52:15 PM 1347 Views
That was lovely, thank you! - 17/09/2009 03:04:46 PM 1333 Views
My pleasure - 17/09/2009 03:58:31 PM 1487 Views
And yet there's still no "Why do so many people hate Faile?" post on the WoT board... *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:05:26 PM 915 Views
How do you know? *NM* - 18/09/2009 04:57:15 PM 698 Views
I pop in there on occasion. - 18/09/2009 05:09:59 PM 1704 Views
Oh, it's a job. - 18/09/2009 07:35:32 PM 1483 Views

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