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Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 Send a noteboard - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM
5. Don't be afraid to really talk dirty. Every guy worries about premature ejactulation, but nobody ever talks about the opposite problem. Sometimes I find myself going for 30 minutes with no relief in sight. Sex can be boring and exhausting sometimes. So don't be afraid to add stimulation to it. Ladies, try to use the word "fuck" as often as possible. "Fuck my pussy!" is always a classic. "Fucking give it to me, harder! Harder!" almost always gets the job done. You can be as conservative as you want during the day, but let it all out at night.


This one made me crack up in the middle of class.
Kirk: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody’s human.
Spock: I find that remark…insulting.
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Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 04:56:13 PM 2722 Views
there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1472 Views
There is a reason it is uncomfortable. Narg - 31/01/2012 05:43:22 PM 1646 Views
What, are we going to get stupid clichés about geeks on a geek site? Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:59:41 PM 1458 Views
Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1514 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1405 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1576 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1362 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1441 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 762 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 878 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 815 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1410 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1512 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 847 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1403 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 1265 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1416 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1560 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1379 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1638 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1653 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1539 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1560 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1447 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1408 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1324 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1580 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1564 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1549 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1490 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1470 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1456 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1579 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1503 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1426 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1362 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 806 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1345 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 765 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 772 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 773 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1377 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1440 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 821 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1483 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 852 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1363 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1377 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1453 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1322 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1354 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 1256 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1406 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1347 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1359 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1342 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1437 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 1250 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1587 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1351 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1357 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1263 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1359 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 859 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 782 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1305 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1284 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1329 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1374 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1324 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 799 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1464 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1391 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1550 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1327 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 776 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 927 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 777 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1528 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1295 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 759 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 803 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1293 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 804 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1249 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1482 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1297 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 803 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1296 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1439 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 1237 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1357 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1498 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 1899 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1323 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1557 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1384 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 1190 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 864 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 862 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1471 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1523 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1328 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1362 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 763 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 1232 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 719 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1296 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 1879 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1440 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1387 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1383 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1271 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1548 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1347 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 824 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 779 Views
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