1) Sound Science. This phrase enrages me, because what does it mean? It is completely bull shit. "Sound science should be used to discuss environmental issues" whose sound science are you using? Reverend Joe Schmo who doesn't believe we're hurting the environment? Scientist B that is bought out by your political team? kytfyjtfy5rytyjdytd ::insert rage here::

2) Family Values. Because unless we're going to be social communists, every family is going to have different values.

3) Green. I used to like this word, but now that everyone is jumping on the band wagon, it feels like a broken record, especially when companies that aren't "Green" whatsoever use the word to describe their products.

4) Clean Coal Technology. Are you fucking kidding me? Need I say anything?

5) True American. Really, Sarah Palin? Only people living in towns of less than 10 thousand, preferably with only one stop light are real Americans? I think Jon Stewart summed this up best when he said, "New York City was American enough for Al Qaeda, so it should be American enough for you." Because, unfortunately, we're all in this together, so if I can despise people like you, and still admit we come from the same country (with apoplexy in my reaction, of course), then you should be able to accept me as well.

6) The Gay Agenda. We're not a cunning underground group trying to maneuver in and steal your children for our pagan rituals of blood lust, pedophilia, and mass killings. Thanks.

7. The Heartland. Really? The Midwest is the heartland of America? Well, seeing how a large majority of the Midwest is unpopulated, that either means A. America is heartless, or B. our hearts are made out of corn and soy (which is pretty accurate given the shit that a lot of people imbibe, ingest). Actually, now that I think about it, both A and B are true.



There are a lot more that I would love to expunge, but they aren't coming to mind right now.