Duck.

I'd be unconcsious, so I'm guessing you wouldn't get much of a reaction from me at all.
Good point. I think it's best if you don't wake up

Confiscate the banana for improper use and smack you for unnapropriate behaviour.
can I at least have the banana back?

I would be utterly shocked and would probably have to sit down for a while.

Laugh and eat popcorn instead.

Laugh and have some fun with it.

Destroy the evidence and replace the images of me with you.
you sneaky little.....

Freak out and burn them.

Catch them and pocket them all for later.

Shrug and comply.

Make you apologise to all survivors, give you a public flogging and get 'em all someplace else to live.
Bah! You're no fun!

Take a nap.

Note: these are on my good days. Otherwise, it probably wouldn't be as peachy as it sounds.
I'll be sure to do these things to you on a good day then. Although, doing some of these might incite a bad day. Then things would get really interesting.


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