...throw a weasel at your face. How do you respond?
I'd probably duck, than catch the weasel and throw it back at you!
...render you unconscious, dress you in red silk pajamas, and put you in bed with Carrot Top. How do you respond?
who the f*ck is Carrot Top? and how dare you render me unconscious and dress me in those awful pajamas! You've absolutely no taste!
...force you at gunpoint...no wait, bananapoint. Yeah, that's it, bananapoint. Let's say I force you at bananapoint to juggle 5 chainsaws over a pit of boiling oil, while threatening to shave funny designs into the fur of your pet poodle should you refuse. How do you respond?
shave the poodle!
...kiss you like you have never been kissed before. How do you respond?
Yuck! you're much too old for me!
...eat all the potato chips in your house. How do you respond?
do you know that it's very unhealthy to eat several kilos of potato chips? You'll gain lots of weight and develop all kinds of awful diseases.
...replace your printer cartridge with white ink. How do you respond?
COOOOOOOOOL
...use Photoshop and make some compromising pictures of you and George Bush to sell to the Enquirer. How do you respond?
Me in a picture with George Bush, yuck yuck yuck!
...hide Chucky dolls randomly around your house. How do you respond?
Chucky dolls?!?
...throw random smileys at you like they were ninja stars. How do you respond?
I catch them all and give them to charity.
...arrange for you to have dinner with either Bob Dylan or Michael Jordan. How do you respond?
Could it please be someone else?
...blow up France. How do you respond?
, France was a very nice country, have you ever been there? probably not if you'd want to blow it up!
...tie you to a treadmill that powers the electrical system in my house. How do you respond?
I walk in the treadmill, good for my condition! and when you no longer pay attention to me I cut the ropes and go away! no more electricity for you! hah!


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