...throw a weasel at your face. How do you respond?
aaaaaaah, weasels are cute! do you have more?
...render you unconscious, dress you in red silk pajamas, and put you in bed with Carrot Top. How do you respond?
can i keep the pajamas?
...force you at gunpoint...no wait, bananapoint. Yeah, that's it, bananapoint. Let's say I force you at bananapoint to juggle 5 chainsaws over a pit of boiling oil, while threatening to shave funny designs into the fur of your pet poodle should you refuse. How do you respond?
shave and kill the poodle please, i now have weasels anyway
...kiss you like you have never been kissed before. How do you respond?

...eat all the potato chips in your house. How do you respond?
i wouldn't mind as i don't like them anyway
...replace your printer cartridge with white ink. How do you respond?
cool! now i can print on black paper
...use Photoshop and make some compromising pictures of you and George Bush to sell to the Enquirer. How do you respond?

...hide Chucky dolls randomly around your house. How do you respond?
Where did you get all those Chucky dolls?
...throw random smileys at you like they were ninja stars. How do you respond?
i'd catch them and throw them back
...arrange for you to have dinner with either Bob Dylan or Michael Jordan. How do you respond?

...blow up France. How do you respond?
the french have nice long breads and a cool language, i'd be very upset and sue you!
...tie you to a treadmill that powers the electrical system in my house. How do you respond?
i'd get away and cause a powerfailure in your house


Aes Sedai to my lovely warders: Lord Psynister, Eyeless Myrddraal, Hash, Jed & Malkier Fighter
Belz' HugMistress

Thinker's my boytoy!
John is my F-G stalker


thinking of her brother Kory