And that right there is the crux of the marriage debate. Let them pile up in a multi-person bed, or cornhole each other behind closed doors. Just do not expect me to call a spade anything but a spade, and don't expect me to call it a spade if it isn't. Two or more women or two or more men involved in any way shape or form is not a marriage. End of story, and no one has the right to force me to call it as such.