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Re: The book was very childish. Dar Valon Send a noteboard - 30/01/2010 09:56:29 PM
I can sum up my thoughts with a few short sentences:

The writing style was blunt and inelegant. The plot was completely absurd. The characters were all two-dimensional, if that. I suspect that if I were 10 to 12 years old, I would have found it a fun story.


You have obviously read one of the horrible translations from the original French. As far as I know, only a really old translation comes close to the elegance and depth of the original. There is an old English translation available, check the old out-of-print specialty shops, or read the superb old Japanese translation (you can read difficult Japanese I assume).
I have read (attempted, quit soon as they definitely not worth continuing) a couple of modern versions, and they are everything you describe, absolutely worthless and disappointing. However, that is not the real story.
Search on.
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Why does the book have enduring appeal? - 25/01/2010 10:57:37 PM 1622 Views
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I think the revenge plot is actually fairly weak. - 26/01/2010 03:43:04 AM 1674 Views
Re: I think the revenge plot is actually fairly weak. - 26/01/2010 11:12:19 AM 1707 Views
In that case, the "release" is quite unsatisfying. - 27/01/2010 01:42:28 PM 1836 Views
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Oh, and your point on revenge - that's just reading too much into the text. - 27/01/2010 02:16:05 PM 1548 Views
There is no such thing - 27/01/2010 02:18:46 PM 1609 Views
I fundamentally disagree with your post-modern take on the novel. - 27/01/2010 02:25:25 PM 1659 Views
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If I ddin't know better, I might think you a trifle petulant - 27/01/2010 04:19:57 PM 1711 Views
I'm never petulant - 27/01/2010 04:55:56 PM 1555 Views
Re: Which is precisely part of what makes the book interesting - 27/01/2010 04:47:37 PM 1725 Views
I think one important question to ask is... - 26/01/2010 12:00:17 AM 1706 Views
I have read the abridged version a couple of times. I am reading the unabridged version this time. - 26/01/2010 03:25:50 AM 1667 Views
the potentially removable part... - 26/01/2010 11:24:16 AM 1695 Views
I have read both - 27/01/2010 01:37:00 AM 1720 Views
The abridged versus the unabridged - 28/01/2010 06:32:22 AM 1654 Views
Re: Why does the book have enduring appeal? - 27/01/2010 01:16:47 AM 1777 Views
Re: Why does the book have enduring appeal? - 30/01/2010 09:12:22 AM 1637 Views
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I'm watching right back, Big Brother. *NM* - 25/01/2010 11:44:30 PM 856 Views
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The book was very childish. - 26/01/2010 03:05:01 AM 1784 Views
Granted, The Master and Margarita is also very much a fantasy book. *NM* - 26/01/2010 03:07:45 AM 881 Views
No, it really isn't. - 26/01/2010 03:10:08 AM 1697 Views
You know, this is a problem. - 26/01/2010 03:43:14 AM 1692 Views
There's really nothing I can say to this that Greg didn't just say above. - 26/01/2010 06:32:02 AM 1754 Views
People tend to forget one thing about Tolkien - 26/01/2010 01:36:06 PM 1629 Views
Re: No, it really isn't. - 26/01/2010 10:57:19 AM 1628 Views
I'll admit the only Lem I've read is Solaris... - 26/01/2010 01:52:02 PM 1700 Views
Read His Master's Voice - 26/01/2010 04:52:31 PM 1617 Views
You make some rather odd claims here, Tom - 27/01/2010 12:43:41 AM 1709 Views
You place undue importance on academic degrees. - 27/01/2010 01:19:40 AM 1701 Views
You misread totally what I said, I see... - 27/01/2010 01:52:59 AM 1600 Views
My claims are far from odd. In fact, they're quite common. - 27/01/2010 01:57:41 AM 1673 Views
In some circles; in others, they're rather antiquated nowadays - 27/01/2010 02:21:03 AM 1627 Views
If you were trying to write literature, wouldn't the label sting for you? - 27/01/2010 01:25:14 PM 1634 Views
I think it's easier to think of stories fitting into genre(s) than to think the same of authors - 27/01/2010 02:40:29 PM 1724 Views
Allow me to clarify: I'm talking about authors' reactions to their books being so labelled. - 27/01/2010 03:08:47 PM 1764 Views
But yet their reactions vary widely - 27/01/2010 11:33:25 PM 1634 Views
My fundamental premise is that genre has the most utility when applied to derivative fiction. - 28/01/2010 09:39:17 PM 1630 Views
And yet that term is mostly used as a non-loaded term that doesn't attempt to ascribe quality levels - 29/01/2010 02:49:20 AM 1549 Views
I like my definition of science fiction better than the one you quoted. - 29/01/2010 05:16:36 AM 1602 Views
I think estrangement is a key element, though - 30/01/2010 11:00:19 PM 1632 Views
I don't think estrangement is a necessary element. - 30/01/2010 11:47:07 PM 1749 Views
I mean it as a literary effect, that of creating a distance between text and reader - 31/01/2010 12:03:34 AM 1591 Views
Even if that's the meaning, I still disagree. - 03/02/2010 12:49:58 AM 1568 Views
Depends on how you view SF, I suppose - 03/02/2010 04:20:56 AM 1411 Views
I thought that was what we were mulling over - 03/02/2010 04:38:35 AM 1588 Views
True - 03/02/2010 05:11:19 AM 1524 Views
Nice tie-in! - 03/02/2010 01:55:33 PM 1593 Views
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The approve of this message. - 26/01/2010 03:34:49 AM 1678 Views
I'm not through it quite yet, but I do have a question - 26/01/2010 12:24:14 PM 1601 Views
Wait...you VOTED for this book? - 26/01/2010 01:41:00 PM 1645 Views
I honestly can't remember. - 26/01/2010 01:55:39 PM 1585 Views
Doctor Zhivago is one of the best novels ever written. - 26/01/2010 02:12:35 PM 1639 Views
Right, so now we all know that if we'd just listen to me more often, the world would be better. - 26/01/2010 02:20:56 PM 1599 Views
The problem was that the suggestions were generally not that good. - 26/01/2010 02:32:50 PM 1666 Views
Possession is not "purely a romance novel". - 26/01/2010 02:57:17 PM 1801 Views
Which basically proves my entire point. - 26/01/2010 03:00:20 PM 1666 Views
Which is purely a romance novel? - 26/01/2010 02:59:38 PM 1667 Views
Fair enough, it might be a bit tricky to discuss. *NM* - 26/01/2010 03:04:58 PM 845 Views
In your opinion - 26/01/2010 03:07:12 PM 1690 Views
Exactly why I avoid suggesting modern books - 26/01/2010 03:10:09 PM 1673 Views
You really are ignornant of what A.S. Byatt writes, aren't you? - 27/01/2010 12:51:00 AM 1653 Views
Oh, I fucking hate epistolary novels. Thank you for warning me. - 27/01/2010 02:00:34 AM 1548 Views
Ha! - 27/01/2010 02:22:00 AM 1597 Views
Perhaps I would like it. I still hate epistolary novels. - 27/01/2010 01:26:43 PM 1666 Views
Indeed. *NM* - 26/01/2010 02:01:22 PM 825 Views
It's funny because I think it's a question of taste level. - 26/01/2010 02:32:08 PM 1717 Views
Curious George is a tale of many layers, as told by Werner Herzog - 26/01/2010 02:34:27 PM 1781 Views
I don't care if this validates your opinion of me. - 29/01/2010 11:06:18 PM 1527 Views
On what basis? - 26/01/2010 02:51:40 PM 1698 Views
It's a children's book. Get over it. Democracy failed. - 26/01/2010 02:55:03 PM 1721 Views
Usually does, when those who know better keep silent. - 26/01/2010 02:57:54 PM 1614 Views
I didn't keep silent, though. - 26/01/2010 04:46:48 PM 1688 Views
You're ignoring what we've been discussing. - 27/01/2010 11:11:44 AM 1652 Views
Regarding comfort zones - 26/01/2010 05:08:50 PM 1694 Views
Camilla, let's be honest here... - 26/01/2010 05:40:08 PM 1749 Views
Re: Camilla, let's be honest here... - 26/01/2010 09:10:47 PM 1678 Views
If that's your goal, Camilla, you failed. - 27/01/2010 01:35:52 PM 1766 Views
Possibly - 27/01/2010 01:38:39 PM 1605 Views
I have not been ranting and raving. I've been highly critical of the book, with much justification. - 27/01/2010 01:45:05 PM 1631 Views
Re: I've been highly critical of the book, with much justification. - 27/01/2010 01:53:28 PM 1613 Views
I was wondering how long it would take for you to blame me and Greg. - 27/01/2010 02:26:12 PM 1769 Views
Don't you get it? We bring this place down. - 27/01/2010 02:42:32 PM 1599 Views
Re: I was wondering how long it would take for you to blame me and Greg. - 27/01/2010 02:43:11 PM 1617 Views
While that was not the intent, that is an added bonus. - 27/01/2010 02:48:47 PM 1609 Views
why is it a bonus? - 27/01/2010 02:52:58 PM 1579 Views
I said see above. You should have before the thought police, Rebekah, started to delete. - 27/01/2010 02:59:07 PM 1854 Views
I did - 27/01/2010 04:40:25 PM 1637 Views
Re: Regarding comfort zones - 27/01/2010 11:57:03 AM 1709 Views
Re: Regarding comfort zones - 27/01/2010 11:59:31 AM 1655 Views
Halfway - 27/01/2010 12:07:14 PM 1606 Views
Re: Halfway - 27/01/2010 12:09:02 PM 1630 Views
Re: The book was very childish. - 30/01/2010 09:56:29 PM 1635 Views
I read it in French - 30/01/2010 10:54:34 PM 1539 Views
So. I really liked it. - 26/01/2010 08:57:02 AM 1779 Views
Yes, fearless leader, this is where I stand. - 26/01/2010 11:04:23 PM 1607 Views
Re: Yes, fearless leader, this is where I stand. - 26/01/2010 11:49:03 PM 1674 Views
We were talking about this last night. - 27/01/2010 11:14:21 AM 1745 Views
Re: We were talking about this last night. - 27/01/2010 11:37:04 AM 1769 Views
If you do that, I'm posting on the deeper meaning of Dan Brown. - 27/01/2010 01:46:35 PM 1730 Views
Feel free to. - 27/01/2010 01:51:23 PM 1703 Views
Your post-modern take on the novel is shit, shit, shit. - 27/01/2010 02:28:56 PM 1612 Views
Re: Your post-modern take on the novel is shit, shit, shit. - 27/01/2010 02:45:41 PM 1700 Views
I'm not setting up a straw man. I'm challenging your touchy-feely approach. - 27/01/2010 03:15:00 PM 1536 Views
My touchy-feely approach? - 27/01/2010 05:09:04 PM 1609 Views
Yes...using passing references in the text to justify a deeper analysis. - 27/01/2010 05:16:10 PM 1618 Views
Doesn't touchy-feely mean that it is steeped in or based on emotion? - 27/01/2010 06:40:31 PM 1607 Views
I think between the two of you I agree more with Tom here. - 27/01/2010 07:01:08 PM 1571 Views
You summed up my reasons for using "touchy-feely" quite well. - 27/01/2010 07:27:45 PM 1605 Views
Glad to hear it. - 27/01/2010 07:39:20 PM 1466 Views
Re: I think between the two of you I agree more with Tom here. - 27/01/2010 08:29:32 PM 1661 Views
See my reply to Tom for clarification, then. - 27/01/2010 08:57:18 PM 1709 Views
Re: See my reply to Tom for clarification, then. - 27/01/2010 09:09:47 PM 1617 Views
Well, so what will it be? - 27/01/2010 09:14:53 PM 1569 Views
Er. Whose position are you arguing - mine or yours? - 27/01/2010 10:33:01 PM 1512 Views
Do it. I'd read that. - 27/01/2010 01:55:23 PM 1759 Views
Re: Do it. I'd read that. - 27/01/2010 02:10:04 PM 1641 Views
Right then. - 27/01/2010 02:15:04 PM 1605 Views
All righty, that's enough of that. For Tom, Greg, and... no, pretty much just you two. - 27/01/2010 04:33:00 PM 1671 Views
And ANOTHER THING - 27/01/2010 05:05:17 PM 1534 Views
Not everyone has finished reading it yet *NM* - 27/01/2010 05:12:10 PM 915 Views
Okay, so you'll get one or two stragglers in a week to a month. It changes nothing. - 27/01/2010 05:17:51 PM 1695 Views
Re: Okay, so you'll get one or two stragglers in a week to a month. It changes nothing. - 27/01/2010 06:41:11 PM 1645 Views
We are discussing this book. We're discussing its faults. - 27/01/2010 07:30:49 PM 1589 Views
In the interest of discussing Dumas' intentions... - 27/01/2010 08:03:24 PM 1747 Views
It was mildly interesting. - 27/01/2010 09:04:03 PM 1678 Views
I think you're misreading that... - 27/01/2010 10:18:11 PM 1731 Views
Re: We are discussing this book. We're discussing its faults. - 27/01/2010 08:30:19 PM 1719 Views
The text doesn't warrant "close attention" any more than Dan Brown's works do. - 27/01/2010 09:10:45 PM 1595 Views
fine. *NM* - 27/01/2010 09:12:44 PM 849 Views
Also, do you think a good book would have generated this level of discussion? Of course not. - 27/01/2010 05:21:45 PM 1630 Views
What discussion? - 27/01/2010 06:42:32 PM 1641 Views
I said that we couldn't discuss the book on its own terms. - 27/01/2010 07:35:32 PM 1726 Views
Which I still think we can. - 27/01/2010 08:35:35 PM 1592 Views
Perhaps you shouldn't be breaking things down at all. - 27/01/2010 09:06:59 PM 1694 Views
Re: Perhaps you shouldn't be breaking things down at all. - 27/01/2010 09:12:22 PM 1632 Views
You have yet to show any utility for breaking things down. - 27/01/2010 09:19:29 PM 1773 Views
I haven't tried to show any "utility" for it. - 01/02/2010 01:06:35 PM 1565 Views
I apologize if I'm part of the reason you feel ganged up on. - 27/01/2010 10:40:36 PM 1620 Views
Re: I apologize if I'm part of the reason you feel ganged up on. - 01/02/2010 12:56:03 PM 1558 Views
Deary me. - 27/01/2010 05:19:58 PM 1836 Views
By "respect" do you mean that you want me to drop my debates? - 27/01/2010 05:24:03 PM 1600 Views
Not at all. - 27/01/2010 05:35:34 PM 1737 Views
Okay, I'm cool with that. - 27/01/2010 05:44:54 PM 1721 Views
Thank you. - 27/01/2010 05:48:05 PM 2296 Views
Please ban me, then. - 27/01/2010 06:44:55 PM 1567 Views
Nods - 18/02/2010 05:06:44 PM 2072 Views
Oh man, I love this thread. *NM* - 28/01/2010 01:17:58 AM 824 Views
On the nature of the "Book Club" - 28/01/2010 09:23:23 PM 1501 Views
Any chance of seeing some shorter suggestions? - 28/01/2010 10:20:59 PM 1753 Views
Yes, shorter would be good. - 28/01/2010 10:23:28 PM 1572 Views
Oh i'm not complaining - 28/01/2010 10:33:48 PM 1587 Views
Sure sounded like it. - 28/01/2010 10:38:27 PM 1619 Views
No for reals, shorter is good. - 29/01/2010 01:08:26 AM 1607 Views
Absolutely. - 29/01/2010 03:33:15 AM 1564 Views
Agreed - 29/01/2010 11:26:34 AM 1601 Views
Well, you should have known better! - 29/01/2010 01:29:40 AM 1598 Views
I do. - 29/01/2010 08:31:30 PM 1591 Views
Thought you did - 29/01/2010 08:38:39 PM 1570 Views
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All I can say is The Master and Margarita better be one by March. WE WAS ROBBED. *NM* - 29/01/2010 02:31:48 AM 810 Views
That is the other one that I am considering. *NM* - 29/01/2010 03:32:02 AM 835 Views
I'll re-read Zhivago or Master if either is chosen - 29/01/2010 05:26:02 AM 1560 Views
Talk to me Ghavrel. - 30/01/2010 12:09:24 AM 1520 Views
Well, I haven't finished it yet. - 30/01/2010 02:21:08 AM 1588 Views
Re: On the nature of the "Book Club" - 29/01/2010 12:33:03 PM 1529 Views
I didn't read it for the Book Club - 29/01/2010 12:40:22 AM 1579 Views
Well I'm late to the party - 29/01/2010 06:21:18 AM 1580 Views
No, you're early - 01/02/2010 01:26:10 PM 1466 Views
I still have yet to see that discussion, Camilla. *NM* - 03/02/2010 12:46:24 AM 873 Views
A few comments - 04/02/2010 06:39:18 AM 1869 Views
If I kept you from participating, that's your fault. - 04/02/2010 01:01:46 PM 1531 Views
An interesting quote from the book - does it jibe with your experience? - 29/01/2010 11:23:54 PM 1588 Views
Sure. - 01/02/2010 03:23:59 PM 1567 Views

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