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Do you ever giggle at the name "Moroni?" Ghavrel Send a noteboard - 03/10/2011 11:39:55 AM
If you are a Mormon literalist, how do you square accounts of chariots in the Book of Mormon with the virtually universal agreement of archaeologists that the wheel was unknown to Mesoamericans?

If you are not a literalist, what would you say is a defining distinction between your religion and mainstream Christianity? (Bonus points: or any other religion)
"We feel safe when we read what we recognise, what does not challenge our way of thinking.... a steady acceptance of pre-arranged patterns leads to the inability to question what we are told."
~Camilla

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Questions. Kuke - 03/10/2011 11:13:25 AM 1445 Views
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I don't watch it. Gher - 04/10/2011 01:34:53 AM 1345 Views
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Re: Questions. CaptainHammer - 03/10/2011 01:31:13 PM 1249 Views
I don't understand why they would be called drinks, if they were not meant to be drunk. aerocontrols - 03/10/2011 03:28:48 PM 1325 Views
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STATION! *NM* Two Wongs - 03/10/2011 11:00:35 PM 698 Views
Re: One of the best replies, ever, on the internet. *NM* Gaps - 06/10/2011 02:43:07 AM 747 Views
....did we just get door-to-door'd...ONLINE?!?! *NM* LadyLorraine - 03/10/2011 11:34:19 AM 721 Views
Nope. Gher - 04/10/2011 01:32:43 AM 1277 Views
there's no real point to it LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 02:37:24 AM 2298 Views
We could use an evil cackling smilie, we do have some other evil ones Isaac - 04/10/2011 02:49:12 AM 1251 Views
wasn't going to argue... *NM* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 02:57:00 AM 713 Views
Do you ever giggle at the name "Moroni?" Ghavrel - 03/10/2011 11:39:55 AM 1363 Views
There are Mormon literalists? Seriously? *NM* Legolas - 03/10/2011 03:02:18 PM 713 Views
In fairness, I wonder the same about Christian literalists. *NM* Ghavrel - 03/10/2011 07:57:19 PM 776 Views
Yeah, but if you're gonna believe absurdities... Legolas - 03/10/2011 09:02:32 PM 1351 Views
Are you trying to suggest that "Reformed" or some other brand of scientology is plausible? Joel - 04/10/2011 04:28:40 PM 1292 Views
Actually, no. It'd be like laughing at... Hosea. Or Nemeiah. It's just an old name. Gher - 04/10/2011 12:30:57 AM 1244 Views
I know they don't have multiple wives anymore, so no misconception there ironclad - 03/10/2011 01:23:50 PM 1276 Views
There are Fundamentalist "Mormons" who do... Danu - 03/10/2011 11:32:56 PM 1170 Views
Don't get me wrong by the way, I've met wonderful Mormons ironclad - 04/10/2011 12:22:03 PM 1250 Views
Question: Why are you such a faggot? *NM* Urza - 03/10/2011 02:23:45 PM 616 Views
Answer: because it's the only way he could return your burning love for him. Nate - 03/10/2011 03:24:23 PM 844 Views
Oh dont be such a fuddy duddy. Urza - 03/10/2011 10:42:06 PM 838 Views
Better a faggot than a fuckwad. Cheers fuckwad! *NM* everynametaken - 04/10/2011 01:27:20 AM 733 Views
Well, I suppose you'ld be the one to know. *NM* Urza - 04/10/2011 01:54:35 AM 677 Views
Really? You really just pulled a "takes one to know one"? *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 04/10/2011 04:19:22 PM 787 Views
Re: You embarrass yourself. *NM* Gaps - 04/10/2011 01:56:02 AM 623 Views
I'll tell you whats embarresing... Urza - 04/10/2011 02:08:02 AM 947 Views
That is hilarious. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:10:50 AM 841 Views
Goodness.. Urza - 04/10/2011 03:20:30 AM 788 Views
Re: Nate - 04/10/2011 03:28:25 AM 806 Views
You know, my mother had a saying. Urza - 04/10/2011 03:39:32 AM 849 Views
I think it's safe to say ... Nate - 04/10/2011 04:09:17 AM 750 Views
I'm not sure which would be sadder... Legolas - 04/10/2011 11:32:55 AM 893 Views
*NM* ironclad - 04/10/2011 12:19:01 PM 703 Views
Re: You flatter me. *NM* Gaps - 04/10/2011 01:31:01 PM 752 Views
OK, you need to delete the "Re:" You're using it incorrectly beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 01:55:53 PM 765 Views
"Re" doesn't have to mean "reply", it can also mean "regarding". Legolas - 04/10/2011 02:01:31 PM 775 Views
Re: Re: Gaps - 04/10/2011 02:06:58 PM 806 Views
Re: Re: Stephen - 04/10/2011 02:12:57 PM 767 Views
Re: Also. Gaps - 04/10/2011 02:08:15 PM 808 Views
you are still using it incorrectly. *NM* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 02:09:48 PM 742 Views
He's doing it on purpose though. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:31:39 PM 876 Views
Re: Yeah, it's just a shtick... Gaps - 04/10/2011 03:47:17 PM 782 Views
Those were the good old days. Nate - 04/10/2011 04:02:33 PM 784 Views
*NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:02:30 PM 690 Views
I agree, it's driving me nuts *NM* ironclad - 04/10/2011 02:36:45 PM 670 Views
That's not quite right, actually. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:25:54 PM 698 Views
Disagree. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:04:09 PM 723 Views
Considering that "CaptainHammer" is LDS, I'd rather doubt he's gay. Great Lord of Chaos - 04/10/2011 02:32:56 AM 736 Views
Re: Considering that "CaptainHammer" is LDS, I'd rather doubt he's gay. Urza - 04/10/2011 02:37:41 AM 761 Views
Heh. Oh, Ryan. Kronin al'Sulc - 04/10/2011 04:36:43 PM 893 Views
*sigh* to all of you above.... LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 03:06:21 AM 785 Views
I thought that was "Do not talk about /b/"? *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 04/10/2011 03:12:52 AM 780 Views
i don't know, but if THAT is the first rule... LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 03:41:20 AM 741 Views
Please explain why you think we should consider you Christians. Tom - 03/10/2011 04:33:06 PM 1435 Views
you know, that does make me wonder though LadyLorraine - 03/10/2011 04:58:21 PM 1310 Views
We're not as immovable as we are sometimes portrayed. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 05:27:17 PM 1285 Views
"Even Christ didn't do that"? I can't agree. Legolas - 03/10/2011 09:00:34 PM 1305 Views
I conceded your last point. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 10:14:28 PM 1149 Views
Point of Anal Retentive Dissent: Joel - 04/10/2011 03:54:00 PM 1217 Views
That concept is alien to the Christian theological understanding, however. Tom - 03/10/2011 10:18:55 PM 1304 Views
I understand what both you and Danny are saying LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 12:19:57 AM 1244 Views
Oh, that's very simple Tom - 04/10/2011 04:02:24 AM 1299 Views
I honestly don't know what it would take. Dannymac - 04/10/2011 07:41:55 AM 1237 Views
thank you, both of you LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 01:46:05 PM 1234 Views
I love the Nicene Creed. It is such an excellent encapsulation. Rebekah - 03/10/2011 06:07:53 PM 1320 Views
Agreed. Joel - 04/10/2011 04:44:49 PM 1201 Views
The absolute best part about your post (plus the best thing about Mo's/LDS's) Jeordam - 03/10/2011 09:02:17 PM 1264 Views
Glad you enjoyed it Tom - 03/10/2011 10:10:39 PM 1372 Views
Though they can cause interesting changes in patterns. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 10:16:55 PM 1328 Views
We believe that Jesus Christ is the Savior of all mankind, and the only way back to God. Gher - 04/10/2011 01:29:30 AM 1368 Views
If you think the Book of Mormon was well-written, there is really little left to discuss. Tom - 04/10/2011 03:57:08 AM 1533 Views
I never said well-written, I said complex. Gher - 04/10/2011 07:04:24 AM 1404 Views
Ignore facts all you want to. Tom - 05/10/2011 01:07:35 AM 1303 Views
Re: If you think the Book of Mormon was well-written, there is really little left to discuss. CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 07:24:27 AM 1518 Views
Woah nelly. Ghavrel - 04/10/2011 10:04:33 AM 1334 Views
I have to "Wow" as well... racist much? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 01:52:48 PM 1228 Views
Re: I have to "Wow" as well... racist much? CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 04:42:47 PM 1323 Views
oh well that makes it all better... LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 04:54:14 PM 1331 Views
Exactly ironclad - 04/10/2011 06:00:54 PM 1247 Views
Was the twin banging and the gay wedding the same event? Joel - 04/10/2011 06:36:03 PM 1316 Views
Yikes. Even for religion, that's more than a little crazy. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:47:56 PM 1303 Views
I don't think there's much of a difference in crazy as opposed to other more mainstream religions. Vivien - 04/10/2011 07:08:06 PM 1270 Views
A difference exists if only in continued unabashed affirmation of a rather distasteful doctrine. Joel - 04/10/2011 11:06:51 PM 1265 Views
Then why can't women be priests? Or enter the altar? The curse on Eve is very much in place. *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 12:27:04 AM 687 Views
OK, within the Mormon context I can see that point. Joel - 05/10/2011 12:33:52 AM 1213 Views
They can in quite a few denominations. *NM* Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 06:12:35 AM 721 Views
Whoops! You meant in LDS specifically. My mistake. *NM* Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 06:14:05 AM 711 Views
Right now I am not making an absolute statement but a relative one. Vivien - 05/10/2011 08:37:50 PM 1083 Views
Yes, that is kind of the problem. Joel - 06/10/2011 12:13:27 AM 1222 Views
Oh, you didn't know? Joe Smith said black people are cursed for following Satan. Tom - 05/10/2011 01:10:35 AM 1274 Views
I guess this is a variation on Hams punishment; Ghav, at least should know better than to be shocked Joel - 04/10/2011 04:13:59 PM 1213 Views
it's not that we're surprised because it's "novel" LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 04:19:16 PM 1248 Views
It is not NECESSARILY racist. Joel - 04/10/2011 04:39:33 PM 1292 Views
Sure, except ... Nate - 04/10/2011 04:50:53 PM 1312 Views
Well, the funny thing is Christian doctrine presupposes everyone, along with their ancestors... Joel - 04/10/2011 06:31:13 PM 1196 Views
Yeah, circular logic is fun, isn't it? Tom - 05/10/2011 01:09:25 AM 1266 Views
It it is nigh impossible to be a "non-Nicene Christian." Joel - 04/10/2011 03:12:06 PM 1347 Views
I think we've had this discussion before. Gher - 06/10/2011 05:54:39 PM 1312 Views
Arianism is a bad comparison for arguing LDS=Christian. Joel - 06/10/2011 11:45:36 PM 1217 Views
Wikipedia confirms what I already thought: you're off base with the monophysitism. Legolas - 07/10/2011 12:06:40 AM 1525 Views
I had not realized it was that late, but used it only as an example of multitudinous controversies. Joel - 07/10/2011 01:03:56 AM 1657 Views
Monophysites, miaphysites, monothelites, etc. certainly accept the consubstantiality of God/Christ Larry - 07/10/2011 11:58:05 AM 1246 Views
Virtually everyone has a more sound Christology than Mormons. Tom - 07/10/2011 06:45:45 PM 1265 Views
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Joel - 08/10/2011 05:30:38 PM 1269 Views
I can see that with the Monothelites (can see their appeal, in fact,) but not Monophysites. Joel - 07/10/2011 09:43:27 PM 1207 Views
Tempting as it is to prove Joel wrong (since he so frequently is), I need to take issue with this. Tom - 07/10/2011 06:59:13 PM 1284 Views
I was just saying there were competing views. Gher - 07/10/2011 07:49:26 PM 1663 Views
Oh, there were definitely competing views, just not competing Christian views. Joel - 07/10/2011 09:26:22 PM 1180 Views
That sounds really nice. Vivien - 04/10/2011 06:38:29 PM 1286 Views
Why wait though? Joel - 05/10/2011 12:12:21 AM 1443 Views
So that Vivien can avoid reading and thinking about the stuff that you just wrote. *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 12:28:23 AM 652 Views
Ack, not reading and thinking111 Joel - 05/10/2011 12:36:11 AM 1238 Views
I really want an answer from a mormon. Vivien - 05/10/2011 08:48:49 PM 1285 Views
Good luck with that; just because I can see no explanation save that I offered does not preclude one Joel - 06/10/2011 07:03:50 AM 1169 Views
Yeah, that's what I thought. Gher - 06/10/2011 05:43:57 PM 1227 Views
I'm satisfied by that explanation. Vivien - 06/10/2011 08:51:15 PM 1451 Views
Re: I'm satisfied by that explanation. Gher - 07/10/2011 07:45:29 PM 1264 Views
Oh no you idn't... *waves finger and weaves head* everynametaken - 04/10/2011 03:53:07 AM 1079 Views
....i don't know what you look like LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 03:54:56 AM 1203 Views
Shoot, my Mick Jagger strut is way better than my angry hispanic girl head/finger bob and weave. *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 04:58:53 AM 788 Views
Took the words right out of my mouth, repeatedly. Joel - 04/10/2011 12:49:13 PM 1439 Views
Off-Topic Larry - 05/10/2011 01:14:16 AM 1202 Views
Hmm Tom - 05/10/2011 02:03:13 AM 1389 Views
True Larry - 05/10/2011 02:13:00 AM 1187 Views
I think of Protestantism in terms similar to a Xerox copy. Tom - 05/10/2011 04:57:42 AM 1302 Views
Maybe Xeroxes of abridged texts and dumbed down theology Larry - 06/10/2011 02:26:58 AM 1393 Views
I like that analogy - an echo chamber! *NM* Tom - 08/10/2011 10:44:04 PM 708 Views
Re: Off-Topic CaptainHammer - 05/10/2011 02:56:50 AM 1417 Views
Uhh... Larry - 05/10/2011 03:08:49 AM 1175 Views
The people at the Nicene Council and the other councils were not prophets. CaptainHammer - 05/10/2011 04:59:50 AM 1326 Views
And you know that because... why, again? Joel - 05/10/2011 07:13:53 AM 1282 Views
Tough Crowd. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 04:44:31 PM 1357 Views
No questions. Have a nice day. TaskmasterJack - 03/10/2011 11:40:58 PM 1218 Views
Why don't they have anything approaching a formal theology? *NM* Dan - 04/10/2011 03:58:16 AM 779 Views
Re: Why don't they have anything approaching a formal theology? CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 05:23:12 PM 1337 Views
Danny is right, it is a pretty tough crowd, but better tough than weak and whitewashed. everynametaken - 04/10/2011 04:02:16 AM 1260 Views
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